by jacksteelio May 30, 2022

Linda is the most lovable and kind person you can imagine. She is incredibly empathetic, listens to everyone at all times and is always there for you.
Rest assured, when you think nobody is there for you, a Linda will always be. She knows what it's like to be alone, so she will always make sure you will never feel that.
Linda's biggest goal isn't necessarily to find a solution, but to make you feel better.
Linda would drop everything for you. No matter what she is doing, she would jump up immediately if you called her.
Rest assured, when you think nobody is there for you, a Linda will always be. She knows what it's like to be alone, so she will always make sure you will never feel that.
Linda's biggest goal isn't necessarily to find a solution, but to make you feel better.
Linda would drop everything for you. No matter what she is doing, she would jump up immediately if you called her.
by Lunayomom April 30, 2023

A group of toxic women who defy all logic by removing men from the environment at all costs. Think lesbian feminists on acid.
“After a year of record profits and prosperity for the company, the Lindas decided to go in a new direction and replace their CEO Arthur with a
bestie from college. Go Alpha-Kappa-Gamma!”
bestie from college. Go Alpha-Kappa-Gamma!”
by DieselTech September 9, 2023

by DescartesCanSuckMyDick May 4, 2022

The archetype of Linda is the late-middle aged woman, suffering of incontinence and reeking of cigarette smoke that simply can't seem to get ahead at the fast food, or equivalent, job that she got as a teenager and could never expand from. She takes your order in her raspy voice, and all you can hear is an undertone of disappointment as the result of her lack of success, which can be directly attributed to her life choices and care free attitude towards existence. A woman who you can know with 100% certainty is a burden and disappointment to her family and the laughing stock of her social group. She tries to fit in with the young crowd because her mentality hasn't evolved along with her age due to a lack of life experiences so she is often caught going to the local dive bar and drinking until she feels her mental age, but only ends up making a scene and pissing on the barstool, but she's a regular and it has become expected so everyone just laughs it off in petty.
by C D B September 18, 2021

40 year old white mom part of the PTA moms group and wine and bookclub . Karen’s arch nemesis. Not one person over 40 is named Linda, they are in fact spawned at the wine and book club meetings. Always after Karen’s husband.
“Linda, I thought You were bringing the celery sticks for the first grade party, or were you to busy with my husband BILL?
by A. Stinky boi January 5, 2020
