Queer as a lemonade sandwich

1. a person who is very odd
2. a person who is very gay

Yeah, didn't you know - he's as queer as a lemonade sandwich!

by ytsirk nosnibor February 4, 2010

Lemonade

Being uncontrollably and painfully high.

Zach: “Bro I’m so lemonade right now.”
Chris: “Bro same I keep having to remind myself to breathe.”

by Deeznuttery October 19, 2019

Lemonade Mouth

Related to golden showers, lemonade mouth occurs when an individual's mouth is filled with urine either by their own doing or with the help of a partner. The resulting appearance is similar to that of having a mouthful of lemonade.

Shit man, that girl's a freak. After we finished screwing she begged me to give her lemonade mouth.

by Yensid April 28, 2011

Lemonade

1. A lemonade is a collection of short stories containing lemons, or sexually explicit scenes.

2. A lemonade can also be a story of about novel length that contains many sexual situations.

1. I read this awesome Harry Potter lemonade the other day, but I'm only on the fifth story. It's so hot!

2. Fifty Shades of Grey is a lemonade.

by SirNekoGeorge September 23, 2012

Mikes Hard Lemonade

A drink drank by mostly females. Sometimes enjoyed by little boys.

Vuk: Hey Dardan, what are you drinking tonight?
Dardan: Probably gonna drink like 3 or 4 Mikes Hard Lemonades...

by YouSeemMad January 22, 2011

Chuck Norris Lemonade

The act of pissing in a chicks or your friends girlfriend's mouth followed up by a throat chop and an unholy roundhouse kick.

Hi Sally (Dan's girlfriend) close your eyes and open your mouth, I am going to treat you to a Chuck Norris Lemonade instead of a shot of tequila.

by bigdaddy10 November 15, 2007

Pentecostal Lemonade

The drink that a pentecostal or otherwise cheap person makes from the free water, lemons, and sugar provided by a restaurant so they do not have to pay for a beverage.

Waiter: What would you like to drink?

Pentecostal: Oh I'll just have water and a bowl of lemons, oh and can we get some more sugar?

Waiter to another waiter: Fuck these cheap asses at my table they are making pentecostal lemonade so they don't have to spend $2 on a drink. Fuck my life and my tip.

by E Dee Luv May 4, 2009