Lemonade Squirts

Having unctrollable exertions of urine that can be very painful if the urination continues for too long of a time. This can also be compared to the 'trots'.

Yeah sorry man, I can't go out, I have the lemonade squirts.

by afablesotrue August 11, 2016

The Lemonade Is Ready

You have to pee really bad.

"Dude are you okay?"

"Yeah I'm good, the lemonade is ready and I need to pour it"

"Oh...ii"

by NessaStarz July 30, 2009

Zen Lemonade

A drink consisting of tea made from morning glory seeds, lemon juice, and sometimes ginger. The drink contains the drug LSA, and causes nausea, hallucinations, and sometimes muscle cramps.

That Zen Lemonade hit me hard, I was tripping into the next day. I really underestimated those seeds.

by WhatCarrot May 7, 2018

Starbucks Lemonade

When someone pisses in someone else's coffee mug/pot, swishes it around then dumps it out without washing it so the owner of said coffee mug/pot get a slight residue of urine with their next cup of coffee!

The boss made me work over tonight so I made sure he'll have a starbucks lemonade in the morning

by sackfucker November 8, 2010

suprise lemonade

the act of peeing in your partners mouth while recieving oral sex. (partner must be unsuspecting)

last night I gave my girlfriend suprise lemonade, she seemed pretty mad.

by funny guy69 July 27, 2011

Wet lemonade

1.When your having sex and you piss in side her vagina.
2.vise versa
3.lemonade that quences thirst(rare)

Brenda: OMG! Did you just give me a wet lemonade… Dick!!

Sam: Well you gave me one last night…bitch!!

Dude that lemonade actually didnt make me thirsty! Alright!

by Jbrad5421 October 15, 2011

australian lemonade

Sprite... It's fucking Sprite.

Person 1: I'll have some lemonade.
Aussie Waiter(serving australian lemonade): Well, you get Sprite you fucking American.

by onomotopeia February 16, 2017