puffy leaf

A puffy leaf is a phrase used to describe the penis of an uncontrolable masturbator, as their penis develops a harch, leafy texture and gets a 'puffy' surface in arbitrary places.

Greg: "Hey dude, what's wrong?"
Matt: "I think I have puffy leaf bro."
Greg: "Oh rad man, can I see it?"
Matt: "No sies man!"
Greg: "K..."

by Mr. Mandizi May 1, 2008

Maple Leafs

Toronto ON's very own NHL franchise. Often hated by other NHL team fans.

MY Canucks can kick the Maple Leafs ass in the playoffs anytime like we did in '94!!!!

by mrconfusion87 December 30, 2003

leaf eater

a person with no drive, neither physically or mentally.

dont be like leaf eater dude. he sucks

by leaf_eater January 11, 2006

Maple Leafs

The most loved and most hated team in the NHL. Second all time in Stanley Cups.

Maple Leafs kick ass

by Greg Hastings July 19, 2007

Green leaf

Coverings of male genitalia while they sing the yatta song.

She totally wants to pull that green leaf off of him.

by Yo mama's mama's grandmama July 17, 2006

Tea Leafing

Tea-Leafing v. The female version of Tea Bagging. It is when a woman places her genitals on a unknowing and/or unwilling person.

Past Tense: Tea-Leafed

Jamie passed out with her shoes on and some drunk chick tea-leafed her. Her face smelled weird for a week.

Look! Some fat chick is Tea Leafing Mark from accounting!!

by PKPNewbz June 1, 2009

spark the leaf

Light a marijuana cigarette

"I wanna brunette with great legs, unforgettable sex, we can sit in the jeep, pump Mobb Deep an spark the leaf"

by Nadine Who Knows All June 8, 2003