mine laying

To lay a silent, or otherwise, fart in a shop aisle. This must be one that is putrid to the senses.

To participate in Mine Laying, one must observe the following code for perfect mine layage:
1) Find a large shop with clearly observable aisles, music shops generally are ideal.
2) Choose an aisle with no body present and release you mine.
3) Walk away from you mine and observe from a safe distance.
4) Try not to laugh too noticably when you clearly see the next person in the aisle grimace with sheer horror at the smell they have walked in to!!!!

by broken banjo March 27, 2007

lamington

the reason y i'm so fat

each time i fucked ur mum... she gave me a lamington

by Mr. Nude Twister December 22, 2003

lapin

Literal meaning: "Rabbit" in french. This is a sweet and affectionate name given to your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse when you want to have intercourse like a "jack rabbit."

Gregory, you are my lapin.....menage a trois?

by Jenster from Vacaville October 26, 2010

Avril Lavinge

A horrible singer. She thinks she's a hardass, but she's a cunt. No, you're not a rocker, you're a chach! She ruined the great Metallica's Fuel. People think she's hot too, but she isn't. And she has bad BO.

Avril sucks and blows. She is not a rocker.

by Spartans! December 6, 2004

Avril Lavinge

music artist, wears Hot Topic clothing/thrift stores, sings punk-pop just like Good Charolette & New Found Glory, spells Skater & Boy wrong.

Avril Lavinge sings.

by animal luva July 29, 2003

Laying Up

The opposite of laying down/when you have someone laying on top of you.

Person 1: Oh hey! Things are getting pretty serious between my partner and I!
Person 2: Really?
P1: Yeah! Last night we were laying up!
P2: Cool bro!

by Tedalina14 June 11, 2018

The Leaping Leprechaun

A man climbs to the top of bunk beds with his sexual partner on the ground with his/her legs open ready for insertion. The man then leaps off and attempts to land in him/her...usually resulting in a broken penis. Also known as The Peter Pan

"Dude I broke my dick last night doing The Leaping Leprechaun with Mary."

by tipemma October 17, 2008