Jizz Lord

A person that considers himself/herself to be master of all semen. Such a person may claim ownership of any semen in sight.

That semen belongs to me, I am Jizz Lord.

by TTGG September 6, 2010

lord levering

The single greatest economics teacher in existence. He can be scary at times, especially if you're late to class, but he truly just wants his students to succeed.

"I'm really glad our Lord and Savior, Lord Levering, was my economics teacher. I got a 5 on the exam!"

by cfinch April 26, 2014

Lord Sobek

All Hail the Mighty God who allows thy reproduction but requires sacrifices of mummified crocodiles to preserve sperm counts.

Oh thank Lord Sobek my car survived the accident.

by Not_Tommy_Wiseau June 5, 2019

D-Lord

Much, much, much bigger than a Dousche-bag.

Dude? is that Craig coming? He's SUCH a D-Lord!

by chris magoo February 4, 2010

sif lord

a term recognized when star wars fans/internet users combine the words sif(secret internet fatty) and sith lord(jedi knights nemesis)together to describe in their own humor an ugly girl online.

look at the shitty angles of her pictures you cant see below her boobs..must be a sif lord

by l337dod November 30, 2005

Lord Thor

A mighty opponent in war, lover of Marvel, definitely no mincer!

The humble foe flounced off when faced with the mighty Lord thor

by Coup_Boo March 13, 2019

penis lord

A man with the strongest dong

He is the ultimate penis lord.

by Dank Definitions January 8, 2018