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llama toe

The male version of camel toe. When a guy's pants are so tight, the seam in his crotch separates his nuts and you can see one on each side of said seam. Cowboy hicks in tight Wranglers best describes this visual.
Omg! That guy's pants are so tight, he's got a llama toe!
by cormil1426 December 27, 2006
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lonely llama

A gesture similar to the awkward turtle in that it is a hand gesture that conveys the feelings of the one making it. The lonely lama is done by pointing the index and pinky finger upwards while touching the middle and ring finger to the thumb, in the same way that a shadow puppet dog is made.

It is most often used when one is part of a group, and the group leaves for a period of time. The lonely llama can also be somewhat counterproductive as one displaying the lonely llama by themselves would likely be avoided by others.
Melissa: "I have to go to the bathroom, be back in a minute"
Trevor: "Oh, sorry, I have to take this call. Excuse me.'
Nickie: *lonely llama*
by PohTayToez May 18, 2009
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llama

the most amazing animal. This animal is so amazing Chuck Norris himself owns one, or does the llama own chuck norris...
you:"one time a llama spit on me.......... it was awesome" end mean llamas quote
by xxionejapanimexx March 11, 2015
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Llamacorn

A hybrid of a llama and a unicorn. Usually found in South Asia and India. They defecate baby llamacorns and rainbows shoot from their horns.
Jew boy: "Did you just see that llama with the horn?!"
Jew girl: "I think you mean a llamacorn!"
by C-Swag September 26, 2011
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retarded jellybean coleslaw penis llama

the green llama thing that gallops through the fields freely
corneilious raped frankie one too many times

corneilious enjoys spending time with carol and galloping in fields together
by EmoHitWithBagel March 27, 2005
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lamassu

Babylonian protective demon with a bull's body, eagle's wings, and a human head.

During the Neo-Assyrian Empire (c.883-612), large monumental bulls, often with wings and always with human heads, were placed as gateway guardians at the entrances of royal palaces like Khorsabad and Nineveh. The general idea behind them was that they warded off evil.

They combine the strength of a bull, the freedom of an eagle, and the intelligence of a human being Usually, they have five legs.
-Who was that on the phone?

-Ali. She said she was in California and she saw a building with lamassus on the roof.

-You think she was high?

-Most definitely.
by Lez-be-friends January 26, 2010
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Awkward Llama-tree

Taking the essence of the "Awkward Llama" and the "Awkward Palm Tree" to create a symbol of utmost awkwardness.

The Awkward Llama-tree is formed by taking both hands and creating two "Awkward Llama" poses, and then taking these and following the "Awkward Palm Tree" formula, substituting these llamas for the "limp-wristed hands".
Jackie: "Oh hey, guess what boys!"

Man 1: "You had sex with random men?"

Jackie: "Nope! Guess again!"

Man 2: "You're a whore?"

Jackie: "Haha, true, but not what I was thinking!"

Man 3: "You gained self-respect for yourself, and decided to join a feminist group?"

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*Awkward Llama-tree is performed*
by Sniper076 April 6, 2009
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