Kitty Porn 

Glossy centerfolds of kittens and their ilk staring lovingly into the camera or doing something unabashedly cute. Usually adorns the wall of seniors or other lonely people.

I got grandma another calender of cats for Christmas. She loves the kitty porn.

Kitty Porn by Lex Sleuthor August 12, 2009

Kitty Sunday 

When you pour whip cream caramel hot fudge and put a cherry on top of a vagina then eat it out

Last Night I had a kitty sunday but I cant get that whip creeam/cum taste out of my mouth

Kitty Sunday by Matthew Larkin February 18, 2009

kitty lockdown 

when you have a cat that pisses you off so much at night and doesn't let you get any sleep. so you lock your cat in a separate room, or just plain out of yours. hence the cat is placed in kitty lockdown.

fuck! sprinkles just peed on my clothes again. that bitch is so on kitty lockdown tonight.

kitty lockdown by premilf16 April 13, 2009

Kitty Surprise 

A trick one plays on others at Easter, often on younger siblings, where one replaces the candy inside of a hollowed plastic easter egg with cat feces.

A variation of the trick is performed by following the trick by attempting to convince the victim once they open the egg that the cat droppings are simply melted chocolate and that they should enjoy it.

Usually followed by singing "Kitty surprise, Kitty surprise, the easter bunny hates you, and hopes that you die."

Sibling 1: *opens egg
Sibling 2: Looks like the easter bunny hates you and left you a Kitty surprise.
Sibling 2: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Kitty Surprise by General Nipowitz March 11, 2010

Kitty Fishing 

The learned skill of fishing kittens from under your couch, bed, or any other awkward place they may adventure to by dragging any rope like object near it and slowly pulling it away.

I tried to convince my kitty to come out from under the couch for two hours last night, finally my girlfriend grabbed my shoe lace threw it under the couch and slowly began kitty fishing.. low and behold at the other end of the lace we found my kitty hanging on by his teeth.

Kitty Fishing by Kitty Fisher November 18, 2011

kitty senpai 

When one does not have a life or a "Senpai" for that matter. One simply calls their cat this to make themselves feel better for being antisocial twat waffles

"Kitty Senpai! I bought you cat food"

kitty senpai by Otaku-san November 9, 2014

Kitty Vicki 

Kitty Vicki is a YouTuber who is slowly getting more popular . She posts roblox and challenge videos mostly . She has an amazing sense of humour and I suggest that you subscribe or at lease check her out

Kitty Vicki : OH MAH GAWD VSCO GURLS BROKE IN MAH HOUSE SEND HELP !

Kitty Vicki by KittyVickiYT November 24, 2019