Dare Kites

a gross rapist that prays on his young victims.

Dare Kites is a Rapist

by kites April 4, 2020

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Kensington kite

A plastic bag that blows aimlessly down the street. Most commonly seen down Kensington streets; these plastic shopping bags are as common as a tumbleweed in the desert. Never seen in the suburbs always found in rough parts of the city.

“Yo bruh, this part of town fucked up.”
“Yeah, there’s a lotta Kensington kites blowin round out here.”

Father: “Son, me and your mother are visiting you this weekend please send us the address”
Son: “Ok, but I live off campus you’re not gonna like my area. The police call it the bottom of the barrel.”
Father: “I’m sure it’s not that bad”
Arrival: “Oh my God, look at those fiends on the corner shooting up. And Honey look out for that Kensington kite!”
Text Message to Son: “On Second thought, slugger why don’t you come home next weekend. Your mother isn’t feeling that well.”

by Yung Puck March 8, 2020

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cooch kite

When her vagina is so loose it slaps against your legs when its skinny

And denny had a cooch kite

by Skuuter October 12, 2020

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Flying the kite

Menstruating (Weapon of choice is a tampon.)

Jezebel must be flying the kite. Seems like her time of the month.

by Smysizzle July 3, 2011

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High as a kite

You are very high

Bob over there smoked so much he is as high as a kite

by Thatkewlperson69 November 12, 2023

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Higher than a kite

A way to describe a person who has taken too many drugs, smoked way too much weed, or drank way too much alcohol (to name a few) to the point where they are acting nothing like themselves or doing something crazy.

Person 1: Why is Person 3 attempting to jump a cornhole board on an ATV that’s smaller than he is?

Person 2: He’s higher than a kite right now.

by Kriskit November 21, 2023

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