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A biological male, presumably a corn chaser - self-proclaimed or otherwise, who is skilled in the art of gape keeping, or being fully capable of expanding the sphincter beyond a 5-inch diameter (gaping) whilst maintaining the elasticity of the anus.
The act of gape keeping is a largely extinct ancient art that has many health benefits ranging from increased blood flow to the penis, to a proliferation of NOT* harmful bacteria in and around the anal cavity. Many corn chasers practice this art and keep it alive for generations of people to enjoy, and it is said that there are annual performances depicting this art during the month of June.
A biological male, presumably a corn chaser - self-proclaimed or otherwise, who is skilled in the art of gape keeping, or being fully capable of expanding the sphincter beyond a 5-inch diameter (gaping) whilst maintaining the elasticity of the anus.
The act of gape keeping is a largely extinct ancient art that has many health benefits ranging from increased blood flow to the penis, to a proliferation of NOT* harmful bacteria in and around the anal cavity. Many corn chasers practice this art and keep it alive for generations of people to enjoy, and it is said that there are annual performances depicting this art during the month of June.
My uncle James is a retired Gape Keeper of 21 years, of which the majority of his career was spent on Only Fans providing excellent service to the community. He is well known for his battle cry, "OPEN THE FLOODGATES!"
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She operates as both emotional support and damage control unit, ensuring the twink’s chaos remains adorable rather than catastrophic.
She operates as both emotional support and damage control unit, ensuring the twink’s chaos remains adorable rather than catastrophic.
"Dude, did you see what that guy was doing last night?”
“Yeah, thank God his twink keeper was there or he’d still be dancing on that bar"
“Yeah, thank God his twink keeper was there or he’d still be dancing on that bar"
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A vape keeper is a person who regularly carries, maintains, or safeguards nicotine vape devices and supplies, often ensuring they are available, charged, and ready for use. The term can also imply someone who is habitually attached to their vape or known for always having one on hand.
A vape keeper is a person who regularly carries, maintains, or safeguards nicotine vape devices and supplies, often ensuring they are available, charged, and ready for use. The term can also imply someone who is habitually attached to their vape or known for always having one on hand.
Before we left the house, everyone checked with the vape keeper to make sure the nicotine vape was charged and ready to go.”
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