Karate classes

Something a father does with a kid he doesn't know what else to do with.
Disappointed that his only daughter was a weak, nerdy momma's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up.
by The Original Agahnim November 08, 2021
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Karate classes

Something a father does with a kid he doesn't know what else to do with.
Disappointed that his daughter was a weak, nerdy mama's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up (though even he decided he went wrong when she started to think she was the most streetwise princess to step out of the ivory tower she usually spent most of her time in since records of that kind of thing had started being kept).
by The Original Agahnim November 08, 2021
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karate job

It is what happens when a girl wraps her karate belt around your dick and then smash it in half using only her hand.
Hey Kristine gave me a Karate Job last night. She's a black so it was really a huge hit and now I have a huge plaster on my dick.
by NigaPipeZ November 09, 2013
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Karate Rob

Noun: Best used to describe that one friend over there. You know, the one who will bum a cig but when it's his turn to fork out, where's he at? This applies to everything, not just cigs. He also thinks he can beat everyone up, but can't handle 3 bottles of Heineken.
Nuh uh girl, don't go dancin wit him. I smell dats Karate Rob from ova hurr
by IShotKarateRob March 11, 2011
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Karate Karen

Karate Karen a Middle Aged old women who fights online in chat rooms
That Karate Karen Is trolling on chat hour again
by VileGay September 21, 2023
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karate kid 3

It was pretty good I liked the character silver and Jody or Judy what ever her bitchy name was silver hired Mike Barnes and Mike pretty much kicked his ass but Daniel won
Hey
Hey
Did u watch karate kid 3 yet
Yeah
by Karatekidfan July 09, 2023
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Mouth Karate

To French kiss in an agressive, almost competitive manner.
Rebecca and I played some mouth karate after we got home last night.
by The Bonglord May 09, 2018
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