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karate monkey

You betta back up homey. He fixin to go karate monkey on yo ass.
by Tarheel 61 August 13, 2016
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mexican karate chop

Drop your sack from shy high!!! Straight to the forehead
I just Mexican karate chopped that ho!
by Rip Action Bronson August 25, 2016
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Karate Puff'n

Is when you and your Friend(s) gang up to make fun of your partner(girl/boy friend)
MOM! My brother is in here Karate Puff'n his Girlfriend again.
by Mon3yMic July 15, 2022
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karateing

the action of doing karate
look, they are karateing right now!
by karataeing1 January 26, 2023
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The Hai Karate

ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... Similar to the 'Glad Hand' (which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake) ... but differing in that a sharp- jerking 'karate chop' motion is used thereby releasing defecate and a highly unpleasant odor as her bowels unhinge and evacuate, usually onto your shoes (see Hollywood Shine Box). This odor is similar to Hai Karate; the popular 1970'S cologne, yet more organic.
" So I met this nice lady and after a few drinks we went out back behind a dumpster. I hiked up her skirt and snuck my hand around to the back of her DoJo. I gave her the Hai Karate in her Dumpster Sushi, real Myagi Style and she Daniel Son'd her 'wax off' all over my shoes. The smell was surreal bruh"
by WindoLickr February 21, 2022
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Karate chop

“I really wanna karate chop jack”
I know, he’s so cute!”
by Swifty1989 January 7, 2022
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Karate classes

Something a father does with a kid he doesn't know what else to do with.
Disappointed that his daughter was a weak, nerdy mama's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up (though even he decided he went wrong when she started to think she was the most streetwise princess to step out of the ivory tower she usually spent most of her time in since records of that kind of thing had started being kept).
by The Original Agahnim November 8, 2021
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