kansas city steamer

Ginormous amount of odorous, foul smelling shit.

Hey Maynard! Brad said he lost 3 pounds when

he dropped a huge stinky KANSAS CITY STEAMER
in the toilet!!!

by SNARKKY25 February 24, 2020

Kansas muffin hooper

When a girl rubs her boobs on a guy's ass to give him pleasure.

Maura gave Cody a Kansas muffin hooper last night and he jizzed in his pants!

Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.

Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.

by JJAAMMSS April 17, 2009

Kansas City Faggot

Someone who is hired to get a little track laid, but ends up dancing and jumping around to the tune of "De Camptown Ladies."

"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."

by Mongo_Pawn April 9, 2010

Kansas Dust Bowl

When you have a girl shart in your face covering you in dusty shit particles.

Last night I had Sarah over and she gave me the nastiest Kansas Dust Bowl ever. I washed my face for 20 minutes to get it off.

by loafnaround September 7, 2020

Kansas City Cockwhip

The act of spinning your dick in a lasso fashion whilst soft and hitting another person with it. Typically performed while wearing cowboy clothing and it is usually done in erotic porn scenes.

Joseph: Damn I just did the Kansas City Cockwhip on this girl.
Gabriel: Ah yes, very nice.

by BitcoinBaller December 28, 2017

kansas city shuffle

Can be used in relation to anything involving distraction and misdirection by which you get everyone to look one way, while whatever you're doing involves going the other way.

When everyone else moves right, you move left. That is what a Kansas City Shuffle is.

by Maness May 14, 2006

kansas city shuffle

When you look left and Bruce Willis snaps your neck

The Kansas City Shuffle is when everyone looks left....
::unsuspecting sap looks left::
::Snap::

by Midboss December 10, 2006