Kale

A leafy green vegetable that smells and tastes like ass.

Geez Mom, how come we have to eat Kale every night? Can't you make some salad once in a while?

by rpfeff November 17, 2003

Kaleb

Usually depressed and not the best and hiding it. At first he can be annoying depending on if he likes you or not, he can be the mild friend you have never imagined. He cracks plenty of perverted jokes 24/7 . If you are heavy got a junk in the trunk then be careful if you are dating him because he might grope ya.

(Ex's and Enemies) Kaleb is to extra. He is annoying.
(Girlfriends) Really? I think he's cute.

by Fluffyobject December 24, 2017

Kale

NOT A VEGTABLE. THIS IS A MAN> who acts like a 4 year old, HE HAS A HUGE FOREHEAD. HE IS A PLAYER

Girl 1: THeres that dreamy boy kale
GIrl 2 : EWW GROSS(runs away)

by Someone to you October 26, 2018

kaleidoscope eyes

The phrase is said in the song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by the Beatles. When looking into a kaleidoscope, it seems as if the world turns into many different colours and swirls and reality doesn't seem real anymore. This is what happens in an LSD or Acid trip. The song is about this happening to Lucy. When someone says a person has kaleidoscope eyes, it means they're 'tripping' (hallucinating) on Acid.

"Did you see *blank*?"
"Ya, he's got kaleidoscope eyes!"

by gag97 June 23, 2014

Kale Salad

A kale salad is when you go down on an untrimmed vegan girl.

Man, last night was wild! I went on a date with a vegan girl and ended up giving her a KALE SALAD at the end of the night! We had a few too many kombuchas!

by BigNasty420 May 7, 2018

Kaleb'd

When a man forcefully grabs a woman's tits without consent.

Paige: "Kaleb just Kaleb'd me! What do I do?!"
Tanner: "I don't care"

by FHRITP69 August 14, 2015

Kale

Not a hipster cabbage. Just a hip couple! They are so cute and sweet and the cutest!

OMG look it's Kale they are so cute!

Kale is my favourite ship

by Invisible.strudel November 12, 2019