a closeted gay man who hasn't come out of the closet; mooches off others, and has a gnarly receding hairline. usually seen at your local bar passing out business cards to ugly chicks in order to get laid.
by aman-daht January 1, 2009
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Noun. Slang. a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible.
Noun. The Koster, Slang. (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)
Interjection - Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.)
Verb. Slang. to treat unfairly or harshly.
Verb Phrase: koster up, Slang.
a. to bungle or botch; ruin.
b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.
Verb Phrase. Fuck off, Slang.
a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c. to waste time.
Idiom. Give a koster, Slang. to care; be concerned.
Noun. Slang. a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible.
Noun. The Koster, Slang. (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)
Interjection - Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.)
Verb. Slang. to treat unfairly or harshly.
Verb Phrase: koster up, Slang.
a. to bungle or botch; ruin.
b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.
Verb Phrase. Fuck off, Slang.
a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c. to waste time.
Idiom. Give a koster, Slang. to care; be concerned.
Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay: ahhh koster it.
Trouble: I guess I'm really kostered now.
Aggression: Don't koster with me buddy.
Difficulty: I don't understand this kostered question.
Inquiry: Who the koster was that?
Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the koster is going on here.
Incompetence: He's a koster-off.
Dismissal: Why don't you go outside and play hide and go koster yourself...
Dismay: ahhh koster it.
Trouble: I guess I'm really kostered now.
Aggression: Don't koster with me buddy.
Difficulty: I don't understand this kostered question.
Inquiry: Who the koster was that?
Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the koster is going on here.
Incompetence: He's a koster-off.
Dismissal: Why don't you go outside and play hide and go koster yourself...
by f'ityfff March 11, 2010
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A gay kid who is usually a total pussy. This guy often has a whore for a mother. He tends to end up turning emo and cutting himself. very sexually frustrated. usually found in michigan or california. if you meet a koshewitz, stay away, he could try to rape you with his small wang.
by i-69 February 5, 2009
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Look at that konher
by Kashy poo May 29, 2017
Get the konher mug.Ava Koster is the type of girl that you can't stop staring at because of how much she takes your breath away. She deserves only the best and is the best person to vibe with. You could talk to her about anything and her sense of humor is amazing. Not to mention, She has a great sense of style and she can really rock a tennis skirt. She thinks she looks bad without makeup but little does she know she looks amazing without it. Whoever dates her is very lucky to have her. when she gets comfortable with you, you are not going to want her to leave your side because of how fun she is. Ava Koster is amazing, she loves crystals and scents. She also always smells really good.
Person #1: "Hey, so who's Ava Koster dating?"
Person #2: "Oh, she's dating a Lolo?"
Person #1: "Wow, he's so lucky to have her."
Person #2: "Yea, I hope Ava Koster knows how much Lolo loves her though."
Person #1: "Yea me too, they do seem pretty happy together. He did say he was going to do something special for her."
Person #2: "I wonder what it is?"
Person #2: "Oh, she's dating a Lolo?"
Person #1: "Wow, he's so lucky to have her."
Person #2: "Yea, I hope Ava Koster knows how much Lolo loves her though."
Person #1: "Yea me too, they do seem pretty happy together. He did say he was going to do something special for her."
Person #2: "I wonder what it is?"
by LoloFromSpace September 15, 2020
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It may often splash up, as a final "fuck you" which makes the wiping process that much worse.
It may often splash up, as a final "fuck you" which makes the wiping process that much worse.
X:Dude I dont know what i ate last night but I just dropped a koser and am still surprised im here.
Y: Yeah man, those really can ruin not only a day but a week.
Y: Yeah man, those really can ruin not only a day but a week.
by Gern-haha December 14, 2010
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