Crypt Keeper

Nickname for a biological mother who has done nothing but traumatize her children, then lose custody of said children, and choose drugs over everything and anything. Her idea of bonding is offering you to tag-along for a night of blowing bums and contracting STDs. She refuses to take accountability or apologize for selling her children for drugs, abandon them in strangers apartments, and every other fucked up thing she’s done.

Hey, who’s that?
That’s my biological mother, we call her the Crypt Keeper.
Like from Tales Of The Crypt?
Exactly, but crackhead version.

by poisoned poet April 4, 2022

Keeper

A slang term for fans of the Keeper of the Lost Cities series, often shortened to kotlc. Keepers are very passionate about their fandom and ships and will get VERY angry over whether ice blue or teal is a better eye color. Keepers are very divided by who they ship with the main character.

"That guy just saw my teal eyes and attacked me!"
"Yeah, he's a Keeper."
"What?? He's terrifying!"
"Keeper as in he reads Keeper of the Lost Cities."

by Fintan Pyren April 20, 2020

Score Keeper

A person who continuously responds back to a murder or shooting. The score board will be the number of deaths(bodies) the person has.

John Doe is such a good score keeper. Hes always shooting back at those people. I think hes up 10-1 on the score board.

by NotoriousBigB March 20, 2021

Time Keeper

Slang for a prostitute, escort or woman of the night

That girl is a time keeper

Dave was out with a time keeper last night not his girlfriend

by Theproblem November 18, 2022

Tavern Keeper

town of salem role which role blocks people

p1: hey are u tavern keeper
p2: yes i blocked p3
p3: i didnt get blocked up p2

by Survivor Actually Sucks! July 5, 2025

Keeper in AO

Hi, I play Keeper in an online game, called Anarchy Online. I can't kill anyone, because I watch porn while pvping. And if i finally loose i blame the AO servers for the lag, not my filesharing program downloading the newest hustler releases.

OMG, did you see I am a keeper in AO? I did not even have time to jerk off over that five minute Paris Hilton clip. my defenses were down already and those 5 people killed me. We need more tanking abilities!!

by Righteous2 March 26, 2009

Keeper

Will fuck your shit up if you come in a perimeter of 10 meters

I got tackeld by the keeper

by Rapy_Racoon September 21, 2017