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Tobias Juul

A man with a 2 centimeter penis who invented the fork.
"Oh do you not know Tobias Juul? He invented the fork and has a 2 centimeter long penis."
by peppethegreat May 9, 2019
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Juul

One of the most caring people in the world. Even though they might not always have everything go how they want it to go, they still deserve everything. I love them more than anything else in the world but i don't think they'll ever truly realize that. (Platonic)
Friend: "Didn't you hang out with Juul the other day?"
Me: "Yeah i really enjoy spending time with them."
by U probably know me January 9, 2022
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Juul

The leading cause of the dopamine deficient society we live in today.
Friend: takes a hit from the Juul pen.
Me: you should taper that, you know it deprives your body of dopamine to the point where you can't focus and concentrate without it?
by CubeSolver November 5, 2021
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juul dinner

The act of not eating dinner, butt instead using nicotine from a Juul to suppress your appetite.
Mike: Hey bro, I had chicken parm last night, what’d you eat?
Ben: I didn’t get any food, i had a Juul dinner.
by sknnylgnd August 17, 2019
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juul

some lung-destroying shit that L.A girls are obsessed with.
girl 1: hey girl! let's go juul in the locker room!
girl 2: sure! no one will notice
by renegadebadbitch101 July 8, 2020
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juul vs lang

Doctors site Juul Vs. Lang as one of the leading factors as to why many men and women have micropenises, and therefore suicide rates skyrocket.
Juul Vs Lang is for retards
by JVL sucks March 28, 2019
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Juul Rip

When you hit a juul for the pleasure of getting a buzz, sometimes you may have to hit it 2 or 3 times.
Hey Randy, can I get a juul rip from you?
by Poppy-_- October 1, 2019
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