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juan
by AshtyBoi September 6, 2021
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he's a little shorty with a disgusting nose. a pussy that won't make the first move, and when he kisses u, he eats ur face.
juan is such a try-hard that is obsessed with jobese.
by natalia.g January 4, 2022
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•The act of stuntin on the lokillos.

•Sharing your girl with Eddie

•crying after hearing some drake

•playing beerpong in Denton
The homie tony was juaning after seeing Karen

Swank was juaning with Astrid

Eddie was juaning after Flores didn't let him play
by Young lokillo December 14, 2013
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Nyjuan is knkw as a ham ass nigha. He will smack yo grandma wit his balls iu derspect the name nyjuan. A savage tht will run yo dog over without blinkin or thinkin twice the shit on the dog. If u dont have a dog its gone happen to you. But one thing you cant gorget is tht HIS DICK TOUCH THE WATER WHEN HE SHIT
Guy: Shut up,nyjuan
Guy: Nooo nyjuan my grandma dont deserve it
by Kingmalik March 14, 2017
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When you suddenly realize you suck at performing simple tasks such as painting your living room or mowing the lawn so you run to Home Depot and pick up a couple of illegal immigrants to finish the mess you started.
"dude do you even know how to start a lawn mower?"
"nah man, we better call nine juan juan"
by adventx July 23, 2017
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Most commonly known for his deep hatred towards the mother of his child. However, this tiny dark creature can have a change of heart every 2 - months in which he makes amens with his inner demons
Juan, two, three, four
by the a team February 3, 2014
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