Jonging

Threatening someone with something that cannot be carried through with

Kim Jong can't even fire his nulear weapons far enough to hit the U.S.

John was jonging us when he said his pet tiger would eat us.

by sarah gold April 5, 2013

Kim jong un

A fat asian midget that rules North Korea and starves his people taking all food away from them (that's why he's so fat) and threatens to nuke US and South Korea

Kim jong un is a crazy scumbag

by JustSomeRandomLad December 13, 2022

Kim Jong un

The person who likes to eat bombs (featured in the movie dumbass)

Kim Jong un is bad

by Blaneyfan12 August 11, 2023

The Kim Jong Un

A sexual act in which you engage in consensual intercourse with your beloved and beautiful spouse, for the purpose of creating a male heir to the Kim lineage and a future leader of True Korea.

I'm tired of all these Imperialist thots trynna make me baby daddy. I just want to find a good woman and give her the Kim Jong Un

by Juche Life June 5, 2017

Jong

When you put a joint in the bowl of a bong.

"Hay bro, pass the jong"

by chewchewgo July 6, 2016

dixon jong

Ancient Malay for sexual deviance that motivates one to literally have bags of dicks in their mouth. Unimaginable thirst for the dick.

Dixon Jong, you wanna do some work for me?
*silence*
Oh, sorry don't speak Malay.
*silence*
Cool - busy eating a literal bag o' cock - I'll come back later.
*silence*

by Yeet Yo Dong April 30, 2019

Kim jong un

Vhin's dad

Siri who is vhin's dad ... Kim jong un

by Robbie346747 February 10, 2018