Jordan

An extremely nice, talented guy who'll have your back till the day you die. Always loved and protects his true lover!

A handsome man that has gorgeous eyes and a sexy body with a massive penis.

Is great in bed and is fantastic at oral!!!!

"He was so good! Must have been a jordan"

by Skyeskyeskye November 6, 2016

Jordan Hall

An asshole guy who stares at your boobs all day then, doesn't ask you out after.

Dude, that guy is such a fucking Jordan Hall!! He was totally all up on me !!

by Ame Ai me October 26, 2011

Jordan

Amazingly sweet, funny, sarcastic, and a total Trekkie. Once you meet her, you will never look back. Perfect girlfriend material, she's got a 'don't take shit from nobody' attitude, and she'll crush you if you hurt her, or anyone she knows. She's hard to come by, and if you're lucky enough to find her, you can sell the rest of your Pokeballs 'cause you just caught the one. She will always be loyal, interesting, and utterly fascinating. In short, do not let her slip away.

Girl 1: Hi!
Guy 1: Hey, what's your name?
Girl 1: I'm Jordan.
Guy 1/Guy 2: DIBS!
Girl 1: Uhh.. what?

by The One Ring November 5, 2012

Jordan (girl)

Jordan is a hilarious outgoing girl who will always make you smile. She secretly hides her pain with smiles but humors others with her sarcastic attitude. She has a gorgeous body with curves no one can resist. She is very talented and has an artistic and vocal gift. She enjoys anime and manga. She is an incredible friend and is always there for others. Any guy or girl would be lucky to have her.

"Did you see what Jordan was wearing today? She looks hot!"

"Jordan has such talent!"

"I gotta get me a Jordan!"

Jordan (girl)

by Bbygirl90 January 1, 2017

jordan

the guy anyone could love in the blink of their eye!! he is finest thing and can easily be wanted for sexul pleasures!!! he is funny sweet nice lovable caring and definately NOT a man whore...

gir 1: hey i saw the hottest guy in spanish class today!!
girl 2: oh thats Jordan you should fuck him!!
girl 1: ok i will and hopefully marry him!!! ;)

by Spanish Chick December 14, 2010

joddrell bank

Cockney ryhming slang for Wank (Masturbate)

"Alright im of for a fuckin jodrell"

by Ry February 1, 2005

Jordan

A Jordan is a man with a heart of gold. Sometimes with a beard and these eyes that will consume you. He is Very handsome, sweet and loving. Jordan is one of the most talented people you will ever meet and he gives everything he is passionate about his all. Jordan is amazing in the bed, always making sure the female gets off before he does. He will always be there for you if you need him. A Jordan wears his heart on his sleeve and for that he is hurt often. He may seem shy at first but is actually very outgoing and hilarious. He may have made mistakes in his past, but he has used them to grow and learn. I fell in love with a Jordan once and let him get away. If you ever catch a Jordan do not let him go.
Beard tattoos lover

Girl 1: Damn girl, all these Niggas be playin I need a real man.
Girl 2: Sounds like you need a Jordan.

by Go!Sharks! May 30, 2018