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jojo siwa 

A measurement of length, time, volume, distance, percentages, amplitude etc. based on increments of 15. Derived from the age of celebrity JoJo Siwa, who has been 15 years old for the past 15 years
Person 1: Hey do you remember that time we did that thing?
Person 2: Oh yeah! That was a whole jojo siwa ago!
jojo siwa by Aviator15 May 4, 2021

Jojo part 1 

The best part by far with best waifu, speedwagon and to hot buff dudes Dio and Jonathan Joestar. But every fake Jojo fan skips it like fuck how gay are you like you are not even cool gay like us chad non part skippers. Like part 3 is over rated come on now.
Part skipper. I skipped jojo part 1 and 2 to get to 3

Chad. Your sin is unforgivable and you shall die for your heresy

Chard proceeds to sunlight yellow overdrive his part skipping ass

Jojo bizarre adventure 

Good show me love it watch it now now do it or else ill tell the USSR that you toched me
Jjba:me good
Hater: I hate you
Jojo bizarre adventure : ILL RIP YOUR ORGANS OUT OF YOUR BODY

JoJo LaQuerre 

A real beauty. The definition comes from the iconic racing legend Joey LaQuerre's car, which was, even for a lump of metal and rubber, was quite beautiful. Also implies a tragic clumsyness, as Joey was killed in a snowmobile accident. JoJo Laquerres can also be a combination of these two.
Stud M. - (observing a girl who is incredibly hot tripping for no apparent reason) - "Whoa! What a JoJo Laquerre!"
JoJo LaQuerre by Chunkylover124 December 8, 2009

jojo syndrome 

a reference to jojo's bizarre adventure; when a character is too muscular and/or physically matured for their actual age, mostly applies to male or masculine characters.
"oh dang, that kid's actually 15 in the show?? he has some serious jojo syndrome!"
jojo syndrome by muttilation August 3, 2019

JoJo Moment 

A "JoJo Moment" has an almost similar meaning and use to the word " Bruh Moment ". Except, instead of saying "Bruh", you gasp in shock and say "N-Nani??", "M-Masaka...", "Ya-Yaroouuu!!", and other words of similiar caliber.

Another use of JoJo Moment is when someone is saying the mentioned words and you say, "He/She/It is having a JoJo Moment right now.."
Bob: *Does a backflip*
Steve: *Gasps in shock* "Na--Nani?!?|
Tom:"Ho boy... Steve's having a JoJo Moment again..."

*Puts down food for cat*
Cat:*Runs towards it*
Me:*Picks it up*
Cat:*Internal JoJo Moment*

Note: I don't own a cat
JoJo Moment by TheTankGuy December 21, 2019