JFKHeadChunk

Someone that is a silly troll

Or
Someone that is so much of a coward, that they have to make up a fake disgusting screen name to post smack talk.

He was so much of a coward, he had to make a JFKHeadChunk to talk smack on yellowbullet.com

by Satan of Yellow Bullet March 17, 2013

asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa

t h e p o w e r o f a t h o u s a n d asdf g o o g l e s e a r c h e s

This phrase is so powerful, that even Google crumbles under it's reign! When you search this word, you get less than 5 results! The definition of this phrase is as follows: "HELP ME I AM BoReD OUT OF MY MIND I nEeD MEDICAL HeLp"

Sidenote: If you delete the "asdf " at the beginning, the phrase loses most of it's power, and only means "im kinda bored lol".

Sources:

The documentary of communism ~ Netflix
My friend ~ My friend's mom

You: asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa
datboi567: omg ill come over asap
You: omg thank ya senpai

by ___giantpotato June 15, 2018

JFKML

John Fitzgerald Kennedy My Life, a play on FML, used in a situation where you just want to die/be killed.

my mom just walked in on me jerking off JFKML

so I forgot I had my webcam on and I decided to get changed, anyways he saw me naked JFKMY

I thought I sent him a DM, but I posted that picture of me topless right to twitter JFKMY

by TheOtherTravis June 30, 2010

jfked

the act of stealing another players items on runescape

person 1: "Awww man... I just lent my Poonslayer420 my full bandos and he put me on ignore"
person 2: "l0l that nigga jfked you"

by 7 for 20 July 30, 2018

jfkdk

When u r so bored that u type this.

U must b super bored if u r searching jfkdk up!

by I love Post Malone! March 26, 2020

jfklsdjfa;fj

a random mix of letters; a good thing to type if you want to look like you're doing something when you're really not; something you typed because you were really bored

-"What are you typing?"

-"On, nothing, just a bunch of jfklsdjfa;fj."

by almostawesome October 12, 2011

Get JFKED

The act of getting SNIPED in the back of your giant head and dying.

The dad in the giver told the baby to get jfked and proceeded to shoot him in the fucking head.

by Smalldickbigdreams6969 March 6, 2021