Jewish hat

After performing sexual intercourse with a female. The male removes the latex condom and pulls it over the top of his head like a yamaka. With the used rubber on his head he is performing the act of wearing a Jewish hat.

“After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend last night. I put on a Jewish hat as my crown of sexual victory”

by U_Luv_Boobs July 31, 2020

Jewish Wasted

When someone is get krunk off top shelf liquor while everyone else is drinking "poor mans beer"

Sally walks into the party and notices that David is sippin on grey goose out of crystal glasswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee's best from the keg! She says, David you're Jewish Wasted!!!!

by laserv September 10, 2011

jewish bankruptcy

Burning down your business for the insurance money

He had himself a Jewish Bankruptcy, and now he is retired

by Hugo TopsynKretts February 19, 2017

Jewish Friend

My Jewish friend has always treated me as kindly as my own mom.

My Jewish friend is unique . My Jewish friend rarely gossips. Has a "light" yet caring attitude and is fair almost all of the time.

by Chrystal Cooper January 25, 2022

Jewish Fruit

A life-ending gum that chews so sOOOOOOOOs. Not to be confused with JuuJ Fruit.

"Jewish Fruit is gonna' kill ya'!"

by UDfan1234567890 October 31, 2019

Jewish Snorkel

The act of lodging your nose up a woman’s vagina while she farts down your mouth as she is sitting on your face.

“Bro, I totally copped a Jewish Snorkel off that bird I met last night!!!”

by Garzie June 24, 2018

Jewish immigration

On the border lines of of Israel. A Jewish man stands, awaiting for his customer. Whenever you pay him 20 sheckles, he uses one of his nostrils to elevate you upon the ground.

The authorities have successfully intercept a Jewish immigration.

by Xnjxjdjzn March 15, 2022