Jesus Tapdancing Christ

A phrase in which i have created to give u the mental image of Jesus Christ Tapdancing!! Funny, No?
And or to use in a state of absolute happyness sadness anger disgust confusion and many other emotions!
Jesus Tapdancing Christ u have some Big eyeballs!
by Jazy (Jabber Jaws) December 28, 2004
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Jesus H. Christ on a Bike

The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.
"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"

Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"
by Gaz Edmunds September 06, 2006
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Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."
by lemonlime69 November 07, 2014
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Jesus Fucking Christ

A term used by small/simple-minded when they are not getting their way, frustrated, or feel threatened by something that they don't understand.
John Doe- "That would be a cool thing to invent."
Mrs.Doe- "Jesus fucking christ John, focus in the now."
by Heyitsj000 May 18, 2020
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Interjection indicative of trouble, something wrong
"Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle! Slow down, but don't stop." Mr. Wednesday in Neil Gaiman's American Gods, Part 2, Chapter 12.
by Doc Rock 75 April 26, 2023
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Jesus of the Christ

Jesus of the Christ is a man who was Jesus but also a split between Christ and the two combined equal a massive orgie which is a godly magical creation - God would agree to... This is a theory within science and many soldiers of HEAVEN agree. That is the definition of Jesus of the Christ.
Jesus of the Christ capped FDR.
by christian madril March 22, 2007
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Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.
Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!
by scalz July 10, 2006
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