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Dirty Dozen Circle Jerk

That thing where you jerk off a dozen guys, two at a time; until they’ve all finished, or you dislocate your shoulders-whichever comes first
Life Pro Tip: Be the giver in dirty dozen circle jerks, your arms will always be toned!
by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023
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Circle jerk

The act of spraying on the Widefetish "super jabber" message board.
One queen rules the butthurt super jabber circle jerk, with an repetitive and effusive load loosening that no rival can match.
by Gone Phishing December 7, 2022
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Corporate Circle Jerk

(1) When a company makes a change to its structure, platform, or logo to bandwagon political correctness. This is to virtue signal and/or make good their past misdeeds, but realistically it was all for raising revenue through marketing.
While proclaiming their altruism and stroking their egos, the businessmen at the top stroke something else at a corporate circle jerk knowing fully well that dollar bills are about to rain down on them.

Person 1:

Did you know it's June already?

Person 2:
When did you find out?

Person 1:
All the major brands changed their logos.

Person 2:
*sighs* The corporate circle jerk is upon us.
by Baron von Beuge August 20, 2023
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Social Circle Jerk

When you do something that's 'gram-worthy, and then you spend the rest of your evening liking every reply, and replying to every reply, and liking and replying to every reply to your reply, ad nauseum.
I posted a great pic of my best beach bod. And now I've spent the last 6 hours doing the social circle jerk. How great llfe is!
by mckwistonator July 26, 2022
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extreme circle jerk

When five guys sit with their dicks out around one in the middle the one in the middle has a pocket pussy and places the pocket pussy on their dick and quickly lifts it and turns to the other guy and repeats this gets progressively faster until one cums and he's out this continues until everyone nuts who ever got out first has to drink the all of the cum out of the pocket pussy
I can't believe I lost to Michael last night when we played extreme circle jerk
by N69gaming September 20, 2022
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Jerk Circle

A group of at least 5 people jerking off in a circle with a female in the middle laying down.
Yo bro! Wanna make a Jerk Circle with us?
by SillyJilly44 June 4, 2022
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circle jerk of biblical proportions

When project management goes any direction other than the intended.

E.g. 16 expensive consultant engineers discussing where to put the "Hazardous Materials" label on Little Boy.
Engineer 12#: "I think we should put it at the top since this is the first thing the enemy sees."
Paying stakeholder: "This is a circle jerk of biblical proportions"
by swaglord_mcmuffin August 21, 2024
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