Jonathan

Jonathan is a real nigga dat don't play games when it come 2 his girl if u fucc her he will SH00T YO A$$ UP N0 CAP He Is thirsty as a MF and will always go 4 dat a$$ , is funny, great kisser, ain't n0 virgin ,THE G.O.A. T at 2k a sneaker head, hypebeast owns alot of money will flex his money when he has the chance and gets heart broken easily 💔 Ain't n0 snitch, doesn't get everything he deserves, The plug, Runs away from the opps if a othe nigga snitches or get in trouble. 👮🏻 Plus do N0T FUCC HIS GURL or dis nigga will shoot yo a$$ up, gets all the hoes and th0ts ,will always get in trouble and rule breaker AND MOST IMPORTANTLY his dick is ENORMOUS.

Person 1: damn is dat Jonathan
Person 2: O shit damn dat is , run nigga run
Jonathan: nigga bring y0 a$$ 0ver here I got the strap don't play wit me nigga b 4 I shoot y0 a$$
Person 2: (runs away )
Jonathan: he aigth bet nigga (shoots his a$$)
Person 1: O SHIT

by The_plug25fucc12 November 23, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan can also be defined as god, or god like. In simple terms... you shall bow down to him willingly.

Jonathan is the greatest.

by Jonathan The Greatest November 10, 2008

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

An very talented actor from Ireland, this talent is most evident in Velevet Goldmine. He is a big ride

jonathan rhys meyers is a big ride, I would like to have his babies.

by ThatGal January 9, 2008

Janarth

A guy with who's blessed with being lucky all the time. The kind of person that always looks good, with a fine ass, styled hair. He has an amazing sense of humour, and is a cool kid. He’s a very special person, who you will be friends for a long time. Can party hard, but is intelligent when needs to be. Is outgoing, and loves to meet new people. He has a smooth cool guy image with lots of connections.

Guys want to be like him and girls want to date him.

He’s so Janarth.

by Bangable Bunni January 9, 2011

Jonathan

A sexy Beast!! Blue eyed, and buff. Tends to be attracted to slightly older women. Likes; walks on the beach, and blondes.

That sexy beast Jonathan walked with his pretty blonde girlfriend Chloe.

by atotallyrandomeperson December 8, 2010

jonathon

a short guy with a loud mouth. he's loved by the girls but hated by their boyfriends. he has scoliosis but he can still move and groove. he's a lil gay at times but its okay bc he's a jonathon.

boyfriend: "are you texted jonathon?"
girl: "yes he's so cool"
boyfriend: "block him he makes me feel like less of a man"

by spookyskeletonlove October 4, 2018

Jonathan Grover

A man of good taste and even better looks. Usually he is musically gifted, and may speak two or more languages. As a modest soul, he tends not to boast about his achievements or attributes. He is a gentleman, respectful to women and kind almost to a fault.

A Jonathan Grover also has a bit of a wild side. This sort of man would look and act just as comfortable in the middle of a bar brawl as he would in a concert hall. Sexually, he is beyond superb. He is primal and forward enough to make is desires known, but kind and considerate enough to make sure his ladies have several times as many orgasms as he does.

Who was that guy who left the party with those two hot girls? Must've been a Jonathan Grover!

-My guy is better than yours!
-Oh really? Cause mine's a Jonathan Grover.
-.....Damn!

by SupineLupine November 5, 2009