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Jamie

Jamie is massive, he has the ability to engulf the entire milky way. Sadly, this fat man is completely unable to walk due to diabetes. He is also an annoying asshole that no one likes, he stinks like piss to make things worse.
Jamie will also go by fat cunt or Mr. Chonk
If you keep eating you will become a 'Jamie.'
You stink like a 'Jamie.'
Oh get up and walk, you are being such a 'Jamie.'
by Fishythefishy June 12, 2020
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Jamie

Is Talented At Sports Knows How To Handle People A Genuinaly Nice Guy Can Keep A Secret And Is Hot
Jamie is hot
by Mountai December 10, 2017
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Jamie

A mild retarded kid who gets drunk off 6 beers, gets beaten by his girlfriend and go to at durham college where success matters. He spends his days wasting away playing retro computer games instead of going to class. In all, he is a short emo kid that looks like he is 12 years old
Jamie: In order to cook a meal twice as fast you must first put it in the microwave and then put the microwave into the oven. this will enable you to cook food twice as fast
by jamie lover 101 November 19, 2009
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Jamie

A barn hoe who wants more attention then she can already attract with her ugly ass face. Not to mention if you kicked that bitch in the crotch you’d lose a shoe.
Damn Jamie just went after my ex
by Your fault hun June 9, 2018
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Jamie

A gay boy who nobody likes. He pretends to be a 14 year old girl on Minecraft and gives bad succ. He catfishes people and gives fake names. He can’t ever get a boyfriend if he tried. He’s also a mega faggot.
(Person #1) That Jamie catfished me!
(Person #2) They must be desperate.
by Space Whale Cringe June 14, 2018
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Jamie

by Leggsta January 29, 2016
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Jamie

1: Man that dude's an asshole
2: Yeah he must be a Jamie
by Cannabislector December 4, 2017
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