Jamie is massive, he has the ability to engulf the entire milky way. Sadly, this fat man is completely unable to walk due to diabetes. He is also an annoying asshole that no one likes, he stinks like piss to make things worse.
Jamie will also go by fat cunt or Mr. Chonk
Jamie will also go by fat cunt or Mr. Chonk
If you keep eating you will become a 'Jamie.'
You stink like a 'Jamie.'
Oh get up and walk, you are being such a 'Jamie.'
You stink like a 'Jamie.'
Oh get up and walk, you are being such a 'Jamie.'
by Fishythefishy June 12, 2020


A mild retarded kid who gets drunk off 6 beers, gets beaten by his girlfriend and go to at durham college where success matters. He spends his days wasting away playing retro computer games instead of going to class. In all, he is a short emo kid that looks like he is 12 years old
Jamie: In order to cook a meal twice as fast you must first put it in the microwave and then put the microwave into the oven. this will enable you to cook food twice as fast
by jamie lover 101 November 19, 2009

A barn hoe who wants more attention then she can already attract with her ugly ass face. Not to mention if you kicked that bitch in the crotch you’d lose a shoe.
by Your fault hun June 9, 2018

A gay boy who nobody likes. He pretends to be a 14 year old girl on Minecraft and gives bad succ. He catfishes people and gives fake names. He can’t ever get a boyfriend if he tried. He’s also a mega faggot.
by Space Whale Cringe June 14, 2018

by Cannabislector December 4, 2017
