Jakob

When someone hits the table really hard, even tho there is a lot of shit on the table.

Ohh, did you just do a Jakob

by Multi289_fan December 16, 2019

jakob styrer

a cool/gay person in your life that has the name jakob

yo bro did you hear that jakob styrer
yeah bro

by bestwarrior 69 March 12, 2019

Jakob

A ugly dude who tries way to hard to be funny but his jokes always fall flat and he throws temper tantrums way to often

Should i call Jakob?
No pleasedont just call Martin instead

by jonas ekbock June 22, 2020

Jakob

No, Jakob has not fingered a girl. Especially that chick from Whataburger!

Me: Has Jakob ever fingered you?
Girl: No, he makes me so dry.

by ittiwitty July 29, 2023

Jakob

The best friend you will ever find. The name is from Jakob, who G-d names Israel. They are a bro and will listen to you. They are always there for you. They are also sometimes absent-minded and careless.

Person 1: Yo I talked with Jakob yesterday! He is so cool!
Person 2: I know bro. We're so lucky to know him!

by DarkLoridian909 April 7, 2022

Jakob

A man who, without doubt, will get A+ in everything possible but will still act like it was soooo hard. But he also share all his work with friends in need, and wont expect anything back (not that he need any help, because he is so smart). He is capable of driving a car, but you might have to pray before. He might also run a marathon...just for fun.

Wow, that dude got an A+ in math, but he crashed the family car again.... such a Jakob am i right??

by SicarioMusic June 16, 2019

Jakob

Fake Friend

he just turned his snap map off, he’s a jakob

by pooppoop6996 June 10, 2020