it wah jah

it wah jah though fr

"you have been accused of 16 counts of possession and manufacturing of child pornography. how do you plead?"
"it wah jah

by mythical mushroom May 5, 2024

Jah

People with the name of jah have a really big forehead and a big bunda

Girl: jah has a fat bunda
Girl 2: and a big forhead

by Qwert nerty November 21, 2021

Jah-Dee

(JAW-D)A noble creature that is capable of inspiring joy and happiness to all their person of gratitude sure they may often become overly optimistic but this is soon overshadowed by their own self loathing and then quickly washed away by their confidence this person lives everyday hoping to do something different something new something good but nevertheless they're an everyday average person just like you and me except not they try their best to be themselves the most , they will often make sacrifices for others, and often puts them first as well, but do not mistake this is weakness for they are not a fool they in fact happen to be very wise very intelligent as well their courageous charming funny, they often have to procrastinate before they get things done but they will get it done..... eventually, they also have to be a jack of all trades part of being a procrastinator is being or attempting to be good at things like guitar bass piano video games hacking socializing or even staying relevant.

"'Did you guys see Jah-Dee yesterday,they're a whole vibe"
-no one

by Cosmo says November 22, 2021

The Religion Of Jah

Jahism is a religious branch of Christianity, Originated in the United States. The Religion of Jah is based on the head god, his mentor, three saints, and three henchmen. The god of Jahism is unknown but referred to as Jah, thus Jah is also considered the head of the three saints. The Three Saints conprise of XXXTentacion, Adolf, and Sal from Impractical Jokers, each of these saints also have "henchmen", with these being Hampter, Biggie Cheese, and the Thumb from Spykids. Common practices in the religion include punishments such as Neutering and edging.

"Bro, youre a Simp Catholic Christain?"
"yea, ive always wanted to know how to become a chad like you"
"easy bro, just follow me to the Church of Jah and join the Religion of Jah"
"Wow! now i can be the biggest chad in the world!"

by Yoboichickennugg December 4, 2021