jiffy

a drug dealer who rapes you during the transaction.

let's get away from him, i hear he's a JIFFY.

by anything you want it to be ;) June 22, 2003

Jiffy Cloth

The special kind of cloth which can be bought at your local stores *if in stock* to wipe you penis down when you have just had a good solid old wank

DUDE 1 "Hey dude my girlfriend dumped me like yesterday so i can't fuck anyone tonight."

DUDE 2 "shit man that sucks what you going to do tonight then?"

DUDE 1 "I don't know man...Hey you got any spare jiffy cloths on you."

DUDE 2 "No man sorry, I used all mine up last night."

DUDE 1 "Oh don't worry i'll go to the stores and pick up a 200pack for both of us."

DUDE 2 "Ok man catch up to you later, Put 100 jiffies in my bedroom dude."

DUDE 1 "yeah laters."

by G.E. March 30, 2007

jiffy

an interjection usually preceding a greeting or farewell. Invented by a small boy in Minnesota.

"Jiffy what up"
"Jiffy hey hey"
"Jiffy see you later"

by Philip J April 24, 2004

jiffy

Someone who is usually madddd serious but for once looks happy as hell

Yo steven be looking madddd jiffy when we chill or talk on the phone

by Valerie aka Loka January 1, 2006

Jiffy

Hes da seXXiest man frOm Qnz n he lUvs dis gRl named Kari...tHey bOth maKe da cUtest PareJa...

Jiffy is aLl minez! BesiTos bayBii

by Kari February 9, 2005

jiffinopo

When you have no mood, you're not happy, sad, lonely, content. It's like your waiting for a mood to come. "Jiff-en-ahp-oh"

blake: i feel
sammie:?
Blake: i have no idea what my mood is
sammie:lol
sammie:i never do either
sammie: i just pick somthing that sounds fun
sammie:like giggly.
sammie:or apathetic
sammie: haha
Blake:thats just fun to say
Blake:im going to make up a name for this scenerio
Blake: jiffinopo
sammie: haha

by BLAKEISCOOL August 15, 2007

jiffy kid.

a grody, barefoot, baddly dressed, child.

the kid who hang out at the jiffy stores and marts is a jiffy kid.

by vnicoleex3 May 2, 2010