J Rock

A man with unrivaled sexual prowess. he has huge yet defined muscles due to his copious sexual activity and is known to only copulate with the finest of females (models, actresses, singers etc). Some men are intimidated or feel nervous around women they find sexually attractive. not him.

Hot Bitch 1: Woah look how sexy that guy is over there. I know his jeans aren't particularly tight-fitting but I swear I can see the outline of his thick, meaty cock.

Hot Bitch 2: Yeah I know, check out how muscular, yet defined he is too. He's left me with a wet, quivering quim.

Hot Bitch 1 & 2: It must be J Rock!

by naughty minx October 14, 2011

J-rock

Japanese Rock. Most of the lyrics in this genre is very poetic (sometimes doesn't make sense, but you'll get it if you read the lyrics with thought).

Person who doesn't understand J-Rock: They suck because they sound awful and they steal stuff from American Rock.

Me: You might as well as say that for today's bands in the US as well. Not all American and Japanese rock is bad, you just have to get in depth with the lyrics.

by Tsukasa134 April 9, 2006

J-Rod

1) To continue to turn down or "poon" out on your friends.

2) To make plans and at the last minute break prior said engagement.

He said he was going to play golf today but he J-Rodded at the last minute.

by Sweaty Bear December 1, 2009

J-Roz

A goatee-wearing boyscout who has been known to waddle like a penguin. The pride of Portland.

Person 1: What was that penguin wearing a Blazers jersey?

Person 2: Oh it must have been a J-Roz.

by IAMBALLA November 24, 2009

J Ron

An insult to someone who inflates prices in a fashion of a lil bitch

Person: "Hey, you got those pencil eraser caps? Pretty sure they're 10 cents, right?"
Shopowner: "Nah, I be raising it to 12 cents B."
Person: "Hell naw you J Ron, go fuck a duck!"

by Borris Gamp October 8, 2018

j-rocker

A j-rocker (or jrocker) is a member of a Japanese rock band. (i.e- Kyo of Dir en grey, Ken of L'Arc-en-Ciel, etc)
See J-rock

Some people say that Gackt is a j-rocker, yet he is not.

by SoyQueen September 21, 2005

J-Reeing

J-Reeing is a term used by high school students to define the act of cheating on an exam, especially getting ahold of the exam and changing answers after the exam has been handed in.

Student: "I put the wrong answer on my test but the teacher isn't here...time for some J-Reeing!"

by SAT2400 December 15, 2008