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Ivan Dobski

Ivan Dobski, The meat safe murderer, Only he didnt do it, He only said he'd done it so theyd......

Take his bellend out the magimix
Take his head out of the box of wasps
ect ect

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Travels everywhere on his space hopper Mr Hoppy, when released kills someone to go back "Home" (Prison)
by Mr Hoppy January 13, 2005
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ivan milat

"Fuck Ivan Milat."
by Diego August 30, 2003
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Ivan

He's a fine ass boy who is hard to get. He has a big ass. He is very down to earth and most of the times he would use you to get to your friend or he might be trying to set you up with his friends . He plays sports but most people think he is nerdy. He got shoe game and can dress.
Me:
Damn he must be an Ivan

Friend:
Don't get to attached he hard to get
Me:
Im taking my risk
by EGMMS Nnh March 18, 2017
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Ivan

A person from Russia (assumed) who gets some of the best tips from his comrades on the Internet. It's a meme, and Know Your Meme has made an entire article about it, so look there if you need more help.
You see Ivan, when hold peestol like me, you will never shoot the inaccurate, because fear of shooting fingers!

Yuo see Ivan, when carrying turret like me, the enemy will of not shooting you, because not knowing if use anti tank or anti infantery weapon.

You see Ivan, when shoot your own magazine, you make more boolets go out, and faster.
by Texting Error December 24, 2017
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Ivan Arden

The best boyfriend in the world. How couldn't you fall in love with him? He is loving, caring, and soo sexy :)
Ivan Arden is amazing. AMEN.
by pianogirl February 6, 2010
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Ivan Aleksandar

Doing an 'Ivan Aleksandar' (more commonly called an IA) is the act of flicking spunk/shit at people heads from behind.
Person 1 - Man what just hit me in the head??

Person 2 - Looks like someone's done an Ivan Aleksandar!
by koismb March 6, 2013
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Ivan Yee

To throw up like a redneck cowboy after getting dizzy from riding a down-syndrome horse, screaming "Yeee-haww motherfuckers"
Sorry I was late, I was Ivan Yeeing over my toilet.

When I saw those two guys committing immoral acts on the street, I felt sick and wanted to Ivan Yee all over the floor.
by ZeDong Mao February 19, 2017
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