insteading

When you're doing anything but the assignment that you're supposed to. Avoiding writing your paper/essay or doing any study related activity by involving yourself in anything that can distract you Procrastination.

She ended up insteading in the lounge all night instead of working on the paper that was due last monday.

by Michael B. Andersen May 18, 2008

Invitement

An invitation utilizing two or more social media platforms such as evite.com, meetup.com, Facebook, etc.

You don't wanna put that shit down on paper, you wanna go electronic and have an invitement.

by Unique Nuyorque August 27, 2013

Insisters

Sisters that commit incest.

"Did you see Emma and Katie getting it on last night?"
"Yeah... aren't they sisters?"
"Yeah more like insisters."

by soupy1 November 6, 2015

who invited my man blud

The feeling & reaction to someone either being included or trying to include themselves in something that they either have no right to be apart of, or are completely out of place in the situation.

*f1fantwo (imaginary/made/up/gender) Retweeted your reply*

Person 1: "Who invited my man blud?"
Person 2: "Nah this bitch ain't it chief"

by PixelBug91 April 10, 2022

Away message invite

Inviting people to a party through an away message. Eliminating the burden of picking and chooseing who to invite as well as the time to make phone calls.
Advantages: This works well when you can only have a few people over because only the people who read he away message will know. You won't have to feel guilty or make people mad when you forget to invite them.
Disadvantages: You might have unwelcome guests.

This method works best for last minute parties planned a few hours beforehand.

Alex: Dude, why weren't you at Beckys party last night?
Spencer: what party? I wasn't invited! ::angrey glare::
Alex: oh dude don't worry, it was an Away Message invite, she didn't officially invite anyone. Just check the away messages more often.

by Claude Gabrillo September 14, 2008

Keep the bushes inside the garden

It is when someone needs to shave their pubic area.

You can't wear a bikini because you didn't keep the bushes inside the garden.

by Gansta Momma April 10, 2011

inside joke

n. a joke or saying that has meaning to a few select people on the 'inside', and none to anyone else. Generally very annoying; try searching for a definition on Urban Dictionary without running into at least one. You'll find you can't.

OMG, Jenna somerville is da shiznit! Her name is, like, synonymous with tool. I hate Chris because of a stuffed animal named purple nurple

by =west= December 8, 2003