Six Million Dollar Text

Texting with only one eye because you are so drunk, that you can't read your cellphone screen with both eyes.
Guy #1: "Where were just at bro?"

Guy #2: "I was outside in the back alley yukin' everywhere, tryin to send out a six million dollar text for my girl to come get me."
by thinair421 April 16, 2010
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dot in a million years

Locating a webpage measured by light years in cyber space when site is number million in a google search.
If it takes forever I will wait to locate this dot in a million years.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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two million dollar handjob

When a woman uses her two breasts to give the most sensational handjob ever
Rick: My wife just gave me a two million dollar handjob

Dan:My wife and I tried anal! :D

Rick: Gross.
by BestPseudonym March 21, 2014
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the ad i keep seeing while looking through the dictionary
“hey! this Alberta Man Sued For Millions was sued for millions!!”

i don’t care. i wanna go home
by dunder.mifflin_ August 18, 2019
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