Ian

Do you know a Kyle anywhere, here's Ian for you, a man of brutal honesty, shotgunning all over TVs and lots of frogs. omelets for breakfast, raw chicken for lunch and whole lotta complaints along the way. But what a man, what a legend, this guy is the type of guy to make you laugh and be pissed off at the same time. Wanna get to experience how hell is like, try being Ian for a day. Gym hardo and hard-ons. Probably see him making out with a few dumbbells as he slowly progresses through the sets. An advocate for memes. Laughs with his mouth open so you'll get a refreshing taste of morning breath. Loves to make racist jokes, does not hold back, but lowkey feels bad. You'll find him in the bog catching frogs and throwing it somewhere. Don't be surprised if one day you'll find underground frog fighting tournaments. Loving kid but say something wrong and you'll probably feel like shit after. Also, protect all nearby walls. Have home depot on speed dial if you see him around. Overall 10/10

Bystander: What happened to my room???
Victim:...Ian
Bystander: ah, give home Depot a call.

by graham_cracker_bust_nut October 30, 2019

ian

a dumb guy who doesn’t know what’s he’s doing half the time. he takes art and tries to draw squidward but draws a dick instead.

you dumbass, quit being an Ian.

by depressedbitch11 November 15, 2019

Ian

That one guy in the friend group who is into little kids

Friend: Yo Ian how old is your new gf
Ian: 12

by goosefucker June 2, 2020

Ian

Ian is amazing, strong, and can be scary at times. He’s a sweetheart if you get to know him though. Very few people have ever got to know him as more than a friend, but I’m sure the ones that did we’re happy. He has electric blue eyes, black, slightly curly hair, and a perfect smile. You always want an Ian. 🤪

Ian your amazing.

by to_cool_for_skool October 18, 2019

Ian

A nigga that simps for ugly bitches

Rahul: “Did that nigga just call her pretty?! Hes an Ian for sure.”
Jacob: “Hes into girls?! I better stay away from that freak!”

by Kahd May 3, 2020

Ian

Ian is a guy who is absolutely cringey. Sure, he’s good looking, but man, when he opens his mouth: cock-block city. He tries to make people smile with his humor, but he is cringier than kids doing fortnite dances. Nice guy but an extreme twat

Wow that is such an Ian, cringey as fuck

by Heydefman27 October 15, 2018

Ian

Ian is slang for "I ain't".

Friend: I got the lighter, bro. Did you bring the loud?
Me: Ian even got it on me rn.

by Mari FN March 19, 2020