Ian

A communist

Ian is a communist

by Cross country hobo May 22, 2019

Ian

Do you know a Kyle anywhere, here's Ian for you, a man of brutal honesty, shotgunning all over TVs and lots of frogs. omelets for breakfast, raw chicken for lunch and whole lotta complaints along the way. But what a man, what a legend, this guy is the type of guy to make you laugh and be pissed off at the same time. Wanna get to experience how hell is like, try being Ian for a day. Gym hardo and hard-ons. Probably see him making out with a few dumbbells as he slowly progresses through the sets. An advocate for memes. Laughs with his mouth open so you'll get a refreshing taste of morning breath. Loves to make racist jokes, does not hold back, but lowkey feels bad. You'll find him in the bog catching frogs and throwing it somewhere. Don't be surprised if one day you'll find underground frog fighting tournaments. Loving kid but say something wrong and you'll probably feel like shit after. Also, protect all nearby walls. Have home depot on speed dial if you see him around. Overall 10/10

Bystander: What happened to my room???
Victim:...Ian
Bystander: ah, give home Depot a call.

by graham_cracker_bust_nut October 30, 2019

ian

a dumb guy who doesn’t know what’s he’s doing half the time. he takes art and tries to draw squidward but draws a dick instead.

you dumbass, quit being an Ian.

by depressedbitch11 November 15, 2019

Ian

the person who's personal belongings are frequently being peed on by angry hoardes of acquaitances. The Ian is horrendously bad looking with crooked spine , yellow teeth & an awkward sense of humour that leaves the masses wondering what the hell.

Favourite passtimes include cyberbulling, mind games, and playing laser tag.

Wth don't pull an Ian

by canadaskunky February 11, 2019

Ian

Ian makes a gay joke to make the gay pride kid in friendgroup mad. Tries to be a good friend and a good joke maker but fails miserably. Tries to apologize éxito the gay kid

Look at IAN so dumb

by Kim’s January 16, 2020

Ian

The most honest guy you will ever meet. He won't lie to you if your outfit is mismatched. Ian's are very attractive and they can you make you melt from the inside out with happiness. Sometimes they will have bad days but they still are kind to you. Ian would never betray you because they care about you too much to let you get hurt. Ian's are really good people in general and you should try to be friends with one.

Girl 1:I have the biggest crush on him!
Girl 2:Why?
Girl 1:He is an Ian.

by crackhead_hooman May 29, 2020

Ian

Ian is slang for "I ain't".

Friend: I got the lighter, bro. Did you bring the loud?
Me: Ian even got it on me rn.

by Mari FN March 19, 2020