i need a cookie

a phrase used when a women is in their menstrual cycle.

“I need a cookie” = “I need a pad”

by oroe_ September 06, 2023

I need head

She hates me

Bralene: "I need head" (she hates you)

by July 29, 2024

i need to do my homework

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN

person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework

by whydoiexistbro March 03, 2023

I need assistance

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.

I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me

by My Minecraft Isn't working July 03, 2019

I don't... Need a... Cure for Me

🎶Da da da dada da dada🎶

Hym *Hums "I don't... Need a... Cure for Me"* "🎶Da da da dada da dada🎶 Eat a dick Sam Harris. You fucking jew bitch. 🎶Da da da dada da dada🎶"

by Hym Iam February 23, 2025

I need a therian gf

When a guy is at his lowest point and would literally date a girl who likes to pretend she's an animal

Man I need a therian gf (it's over)

by DDistrict December 08, 2024

i need a brown

Another word for needing a shit

Hey john, il be right back, I need a brown

by Redwall1234 June 22, 2014