Hurt Bagel

A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.

Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."

by Stephan422 June 10, 2014

butt-hurt

Taking offense at something and getting pissy and dramatic about it.

I farted in her face and she got all butt-hurt.

by The Kid! June 17, 2004

Hurt

Someone who just plains Sucks! Someone you dont like! Isn't good at something! Or something you Disagree with

He Hurts the Worst!
I hurt at basketball!
Her music hurts the Worst

by bbrown9506 May 3, 2003

butt-hurt

its like being mad about something dumb and making it a big deal

Don't get all butt-hurt about it snowing!!!

by Horney Lopez January 6, 2008

Hurt Monkey

The general sense of dejection and disappointment that follows failure, or

A dejected and defeated person.

Don't get all hurt monkey on us.

Danny has been nonstop hurt monkey since Lindsey turned him down.

by kevin12dr January 15, 2011

hurt attack

verbal, emotional or physical abuse.

every Time i see you, i always get chest pains. because you always hurl a 'hurt attack' at me.

by EnterNot August 20, 2008

mess of hurt

noun, an overwhelming barrage of bad news or emotional or physical pain.

"Sean was in a mess of hurt when he learned that not only was his ex-girlfriend pregrant, but that her new man wanted to beat him up for his transgression."

by Storm Gifford May 5, 2006