houdini

having sex with someone and leaving once they fall asleep with no warning or goodbye

he totally houdini-ed after i fell asleep.

by miss houdini June 27, 2010

Bay Window Houdini

You bend a girl over in your bay window and do her from behind while your brother or friend is over, switch with your friend/brother and let them do your girl then run outside naked and wave to her from the outside the window.

"hey man this girl is coming over tonight, want to give her the bay window Houdini?"

"Man last time we did that she tried to rip my dick off"

by superb ninja September 29, 2009

Reverse Houdini

Unlike what other people think, who are morons and don't identify the 'reverse' of the 'reverse houdini'...it is when you've performed a houdini so often (aka, you're engaging in anal sex, pull out and act like you're coming on her back but instead are drooling and she turns to see and you cum in her face) that she turns to catch the facial and you just hock a loogie in her face. The idea here people is that it is degrading SO MUCH to the point that a normally highly degrading act is hightened by an even more degrading act. This girl is OWNED!

A girl who's pretty much a useless piece of tramp ass - Reverse Houdini baby!

by The True Houdini August 14, 2008

HouDanza Dog

cross of houdini-danza slap-and chili dog.
Step 1. Do a chick from behind.
Step 2. Spit on her back and wait for her to turn around and then proceed to cum on her face.
Step 3. After cumming on her face, ask the female, "WHO'S THE BOSS!".
Step 4. Knock the Bitch out.
Step 5. Shit on her tittas while she is knocked out.
Step 6. Tittie fuck her while she is knocked out and your steamy shit is on her tits.
Step 7. Get the Fuck OUT!!!!
Thank you for choosing the HouDanza Dog!!

So i was doing this chick doggy style, so i decided to give her the ol' HouDanza Dog.

by Boys of 909 September 11, 2005

houdini weed

Weed that looks awful but is in reality the stickiest of ickies

GUY:dude this weed is shit
Dealer: DAWG its dat houdidni man HOOTY HOO BABY YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Guy: well i guess its ok then

by MR bootleg September 11, 2005

Houdini

To get in or out of a tight spot(s) or situation(s).

EX1:
-"Man dude I had to Houdini my way into the back seat of your car."
EX2:
-"Dude the cops were everywhere at that party arresting everyone!! How did you get away!??"
-"Haha I pulled a Houdini"
EX3:
-"This guy right here is always Houdini'n his way into class late with nobody knowing!"
-"Haha Teacher never knew I was Late!!"

by Propetriedish September 6, 2009

hidden houdini

the act of fucking and then spiting on a womens back then she thinks you're done but then you cum in her face

i gave sally a hidden houdini and she took it by surprise.

by choad March 8, 2004