Old Swinford Hospital school

This school is honestly autism in a nutshell. You have the boarders noncing on the younger girls because they have social anxiety talking to girls their age. Most of teachers look like nonces, mr Eastwood is probably dead, miss Wakefield was in a rather questionable video published online, mr macken cries when he can't control a class. The year 7s give me brain damage and make me want to catapult them to Narnia. I have to eat my lunches with a knife with no fork. Dodgy dealings happen in folean centre and the stone blocks toilets. You have people wanking onto each others pillows and the toilet lids and shit smeared all over the floor. People who go other schools call it "poshy oshy" meanwhile if they went here for a day they would consider therapy. Most of the day boys aren't even meant to be in this shithole and wish they could move somewhere else. If you are picking this school for one of your options, please consider not communicating with anyone that looks like a melt. if you like this school please reconsider your actions you fuckin neek. we get people inside the school so that we earn money from the government, they usually last a week or get knocked out by being too cocky. xoxo

Yours faithfully,
shush

year 6 - "I want to go to old Swinford hospital school, I am going to consider shooting myself in 5 years time!"

by Bishrul Matisha February 25, 2024

Hospital flip

A skate trick

“Yo you want me to teach you how to do the hospital flip?”

by Vibinwit.kyli August 1, 2021

non hospital

A for time after again,for a person,bad hospital,for acts of bad,beheld for a sick
there.

-Are you feeling fine Joe?
-See!ugh! no,it was a non hospital.

-Hmmm...dash to house pleaseñ fast!

by now name January 13, 2023

Hospite

don’t take any shit

I killed a streamer and i’m not taking his hospite

by CoolKidClanMyGuysCoolYouKnow April 7, 2019

urbana hospital

A band-Aid shop where you are forgot about in the hospital room and almost die from a paper cut because all they know how to do is pump you full of morphine

Urbana hospital killed my sister because she had a nose bleed and put an iv in her

by Bigslongdong133456 September 18, 2020

Going Hospital

A term famously coined by Clockwork, for when he mournfully announces to the lads that he’s once again succumbed to his incessant need to return to Harrogate District Hospital for the fourth time in a week.

“Huuuuuuuuuuuugh. Got a headache, going hospital.”

by Greengasbrown March 21, 2022

Hotel Hospitality

Hotel Hospitality is act of pooping on a one night stand's pillow before you make your escape. Such as to leave a courtesy mint on a hotel pillow.

Skip: "Yeah bruh I totally gave that girl some hotel hospitality this morning while she was in the shower."

Pete: "Oh gnarly, wet or dry?"

by NikkiCorpse November 21, 2014