hoovin, hoover

something or someone that really sucks or is excessively annoying

I hate this hoovin song!/ Ack! ya hoover!

by Andrea September 30, 2003

Hoover Dam

When a man has anal sex with a woman, and blows such a large load that her anal cavity floods.


Like the hoover dam.

"Yeah bro, it was like the Hoover Dam after I was done with her!"

by Alicia Segura April 21, 2009

man hoover

While having sex doggie style, you grab the wrists of your partner and pull back while thrusting at the same time causing them to suck in as their face hits the ground

"Tom really showed Helen what it means to be a man hoover last night"

by TayWards November 12, 2006

Hoover maneuver

When you are having one of these oral sex or sex and you cum on the ground and pick your bitch up by her bottom legs and rub her face in it like a vacuum cleaner.

Dude at work last night chode nose gave steven a hoover maneuver.

by skull fucker69@pgt4life March 15, 2010

Hoover Maneuver

(v. or n.)

v. to have sex doggy-style with a woman on the floor and then proceed to push her face across the carpet until rug burn occurs

n. the act of pushing a girl's face across the rug as to cause rug burn while having doggy-style sex

v. Lisa's face was so red after I Hoover Maneuevered her across the floor (all night long).

n. After I give her the Hoover Manuever, she'll need a new face.

by The Franchise January 25, 2005

hoover twat

A vagina that inhales anything and everything.

you have a hoover twat, sucking down any penis around the vicinity

by cnicoleee September 3, 2010

Snort Hoovering

Snort Hoovering: The act of throwing cocaine or other substances into the air and sucking it up as fast as you can with your nose.

Person 1:So, Jenny was out at a party this weekend and the bitch wasted most of my coke on Snort Hoovering!

Person 2: WTF is Snort Hoovering?!

Person 1: I dunno. Bitch made it up. She throws it up into the air and snorts as much as she can.

Person 2: Shit dude!

by PrincePuck. March 8, 2009