Swamp hoof

When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.

Bro did you hear about Angela? So many dudes launched jizz rockets in her last week she ended up catching a case of the swamp hoof.

by SLM99 July 15, 2022

hoof doof

A silly/goofy looking person, place or thing

Look at that dogs haircut. He looks like a hoof doof!

by Trapqueenangie July 23, 2022

hoof doof

A silly, goofy person. An airhead. Funny looking.

Look at that dog. Looks like a hoof doof!

by Trapqueenangie July 30, 2022

Hoofed it

A Scottish way of saying you or someone else ran away from something. Mainly said in the North

Also to say you've booted/kicked something

Tam telt me she wis comin' on tae him so he hoofed it hame

Tam told me she was coming on to him so he sprinted home

I saa a ball in the perk so I hoofed it afore Danny could

I saw a ball in the park so I kicked it before Danny could

by Court335 August 9, 2022

Bull Hoof

The male version of a cameltoe. When your balls are so tight in your jeans that it has the appearance of a bull hoof.

“Fuck man, my jeans are really crampin’ my balls right now”
“Dude, you’re totally bull hoofin’ it!”

by Bullhoofer October 11, 2022

Mitchell van Hoof

Mitchell loves clash royale, he likes to fuck all of the different cards and gets gang banged multiple times a day by hog riders. some may call him a cock rider. He also looks like a goblin giant.

" Omg look at mitchell Van Hoof, he has cum all over his face from the hog riders. He is such a cock rider."

by footballnerd69 May 16, 2022

Hoof

Slang for "good".

ayo bruh, that shit was hoof.

by anonymous December 18, 2020