homeless butt sex

Something you do when you have no money and are really lonely.
Go to any wal*mart and find a scruffy guy. you will most likely be having homeless butt sex later.
There are two levels of homeless butt sex:
scruffy: this is the most common kind of homeless butt sex. you can switch it up every so offten but the real thing is the best.
ripped-shit: this level of homeless butt sex will happen when the guy is very much pissed off about everything and just needs to get off.

You can have much of this at bible study on Wednesday nights.

Dude, I need some homeless butt sex right now...

I have no money, i guess its another night of homeless butt sex.

by bad_christian713 June 4, 2009

homelessly

looking or acting homeless

The girl is so busted, she is homelessly.

by justagoodguy November 4, 2006

Fucking homeless guys

Having dangerous unprotected sex with homeless guys. Mostly done for charity.

I'm fucking homeless guys to boost up my resume for applying for a job at a local non profit.

by pinsandneedles October 7, 2009

homeless sexual

It's a gay homeless person.

"Hey! Give that homeless sexual a dime!"

by TERRRRI January 6, 2008

homeless rollercoaster

When you steal a blanket from a homeless individual and proceed to conduct various sexual activities on top of it. Later that night when you can hardly stand, return the blanket and run away. (this is far more enjoyable when the blanket you steal happens to be that destitute's only blanket)

'joe blow, the homeless man on 5th street, has been unhappy lately due to a run-in with the notorious homeless rollercoaster'

by toggaf a ton April 30, 2013

homeless hairy man baby

Elia V.

A child of many mysteries, a phenomenon, may have come from Area 51

Oh my god, Elia, the homeless hairy man baby is coming!!

by uncookedgarbanzobean9 July 28, 2019

homeless joe

A person that wants to live in the 70s and plays rockin guitar, harmonica and mandolin. He isn't a stoner cos he doesn't pay for what he smokes and is really cool. Comes from the original homeless Joe who is so cool you've never heard of him.

Wow, you're such a homeless Joe! I really wan't to sleep with you, soooooooooo much!

by Lord lovington April 29, 2004