sergeant holmes

an ambiguously gay patron of the black arts, i.e. flaming nubian prince. also reffered to as using "crackarniggarfication" as an excuse for being homosexual. assbag. dick gobbler. four time gay nubian prince awardwinner. associated with perpetual tours in iraq, and don't ask don't tell policies. former village person. known for man pleasing, male prostitution rings and having a homosexually related disease named after him (holmititis b a.k.a."nubrian fire." debilitating inflamation of the anus. a deadly disease.)

Man, SPC Rush is a real sergeant Holmes.
i can't come into work today some SGT Holmes motherfucker gave me Holmititus B.

by The sergeant holmes experience November 3, 2008

Ass Holmes

An investigator off butts. May or may not be a professional proctologist.

Friend 1: I have a pain in my butt
Friend 2: You must visit an Ass Holmes to find out what’s wrong with your butt

Or

Friend 1: omg look at that guy, he has such a cute butt
Friend 2 : you should go talk to him
Friend 1: (goes to talk to him)
Friend 3: look at her, she’s such an ass Holmes.

by Two Bowl Sam March 30, 2025

Jenna Holmes

Jenna has a big cock and pleases all women sexually

you see them over there, that's Jenna Holmes

by spencershorts August 20, 2020

Holm

A stupid bitch who thinks he is cool but smokes all the time and does dumb shit. often used as a insult since how awful of a person he is. his ego is time higher then his height

friend: oh my god you are so holm
me: i am deeply insulted

by forkieeee December 6, 2023

Mrs Holmes

Old hag of a women with the hands of a 50 yr old man

Mrs Holmes is a slaggy little cunt monkey

by 3 gay guys May 11, 2022

T.J. Holmes

To put your penis into something.

I totally T.J. Holmes’d that new bitch in the office.

We can’t trust Sonny after he TJ Holmes our coffee pot, we had to de-contaminate and throw away that pot.

by Johna Dakhra January 22, 2023

Holm Girl

A Holm Girl is a delusional girl (seriously delusional) who practically falls in love with abusers and has unresolved trauma from family causing the brain to have thoughts about incest with family members without realizing its actually bad. Holm Girl comes from the disorder Stockholm Syndrome which is present in *those* girls. Oh and they also fetishize gay men

“Hey dude, Emma has been acting really weird, she likes Jack who beats his girlfriends all the time”
“She’s a holm girl, you can’t fix her”

by klemen’s tine December 18, 2023