homedies

really, really hilarious and cheesy horror movies.
The kind you get in a box set that are usually decades old and filmed in black & white.
Two such movies that would fit in this genre would be Carnival of Souls, as well as the one movie from the same movie collection with the man eating plant.

pronounced: HO-med-EEZ

Jared: These are some homedies shit!
Room: LETS FUCKING WATCH THEM AND GET BEER COS WE ARE ALCOHOLICS
Rachael: I'm too high to focus on these... Let's watch EVIL DEAAAAADD

by Whitebreadface February 20, 2009

Hodependent

When a single codependency is not enough. A person who relies on several sexual-emotional relationships with random women.

A hodependent guy who hooks up with as many chicks as possible but becomes emotionally attached with each one.

by GODneutrality May 7, 2009

hodelusion

a girl/woman that will say when asked, that she is not a whore. Even after she is produced evidence based in reality. She is delusional, cause she doesnt realize that most of the dudes that have boned her, have told everyone about it. she thinks that if no one knows something than it didnt happen.

I asked trixie the other day how many dudes she has had, and she said "10" I typed her #'s into the slutulator(which never lies) and I called her a whore, and she said "I am not a whore", and I said to her, "you gave it up to a friend of mine after a couple drinks at yardhouse"( she doesnt know we all know cause they told us) she says "nah uh!", she is having a boned a fide "hodelusion"

by El Capitan Matador III April 2, 2010

hode on

something said when an action is not safe.
or when someone needs time and asks other to "wait up"
mostly used in southern Illinois, areas like Shelbyville.
originated by a polish refinery worker.

HODE ON WE CAN DO DIS A SAFE WAY!

by happycamper2193 September 6, 2010

hoedomhood

One coming of age by way of being promiscuous

Jeff has fully grown into hoedomhood, he's doing all the wrong things.
Melissa is being groomed for hoedomhood by the group of girls she's recently become friends with.

by randomgirrrl February 27, 2015

hoedyn

short for jordyn. a girl who is ALWAYS high. you will usually catch her at 4:20 with dwayne smokin the good goods. she is always fucking dwayne 24/7. you may also see her sucking on big bags of potatoes with dwayne. usually a hoedyn never knows what the fuck is going on. hoedyn also gets way to turnt at parties and always ends up in a bed with dwayne

omg did you see that hoedyn at the party with dwayne. they were suckin on some large yams

by turnt tuna October 30, 2016

hoedinzz

1.Someone who's addicted to fun
2.Someone who knows that pleasure is important and goes out with a lot of people

My main goal in lie is pleasure, I'm a hoedinzz
I'm a thirsty hoedinzz, take of your pants.

by EditFreak February 6, 2018