She gave him a Herman Munster, the funnel was fully inserted into his anus while she yelled obscenities into it.
by Random insert name here May 22, 2024

A squirmy man who’s gonna make a career out of being a whiny man and also being a politician. He’s got short knees and will let you know about it and force you to accommodate for him. He’s also gonna snitch on his colleagues anytime they say or do something that goes against decorum rules. He also will brag about his public school education.
“Hey Herman how are you?”
by Iloveoatmeal July 26, 2023

Someone who is a big-time/extreme pervert, in reference to the fact that Pee-Wee Herman was arrested in 1991 for indecent exposure at an adult movie theater and then a decade later got charged for possession of child pornography.
Simply another way to call someone a Pervert, disgusting, weirdo, pedo, etc.
Simply another way to call someone a Pervert, disgusting, weirdo, pedo, etc.
*Someone touches you indecently or acts like a weirdo towards you in a strange way or is doing something "immoral"*
"OMG! Quit being a Pervy Herman!"
"OMG! Quit being a Pervy Herman!"
by OldLadyT-RexArms March 21, 2022

Jack Herman is a self asborbed egotistical piece of shit. The type of pussy to talk major shit online but can't say it to your face. A term to use when something is extra or unbelievable ugly. The term can also be used to describe one who's ego is so big trying to make up for the fact that their dick is little.
Synonyms include: piece of shit, ugly, eye burning, trash, freak, dumbfuck, a tragedy of nature.
Synonyms include: piece of shit, ugly, eye burning, trash, freak, dumbfuck, a tragedy of nature.
by Jackhermanbitch November 12, 2018

One sexy ass mother fucker who gets all the ladies and never wears his shirt at band. He has 3 kids and shares a Italian
by 124me421 August 12, 2017

Herman is best known for his generosity. He is so generous he will find himself a myopic, near deaf and obese middle aged woman (preferedly single mothers) and crown her his queen. Which makes him Her Man.
by Krkič January 13, 2020

King DAVID HERMAN is a Proud powerful ancient God From the Land of Egypt who has been resting for a long long time.
But he has finally awakened and will take over many nations in a matter of days with the help of thousands of his followers.. WE ALL STAND WITH KING DAVID HERMAN. Not just OHIO but the entire universe.
But he has finally awakened and will take over many nations in a matter of days with the help of thousands of his followers.. WE ALL STAND WITH KING DAVID HERMAN. Not just OHIO but the entire universe.
by BottomCrown4days April 5, 2023
