by susantookthekids April 4, 2019

Sometimes nicknamed "Hermie", this is an example of someone who has a micropenis. Sometimes it is a nickname for a micropenis itself. People nicknamed "Hermie" usually have the smallest penis because they want to disassociate from the nickname for a micropenis. Hermie's are also obese, repulsive, and will always be single. Most of them HATE when they are called Herman instead of hermie.
Guy: Your name sucks, Herman.
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes
by CallusIsHere March 12, 2022

by Nigerfaggot December 31, 2023

Herman is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is extremly caring and sweet as well as funny, and intelligent. He is kind, helpful and will always be there for his friends, no matter what happens. He’s also known for his honesty and treasure relationships dearly. He’s a shoulder you can depend on, so never be afraid to message him. He’s a person that you would regret letting go. If you ever grow feelings for a Herman, never let those feelings go. He’s a little slow at getting the hint if you have feelings for him, so it’s better to see how it goes. He’s a really loyal boyfriend and protective. Able to make you feel super special, like your the only girl in the world, because to him you are. He love doing unexpected romantic things for the person he love. Timid at first but when warmed up to isnt afraid to show passion and emotion. Love him with everything you have and he will make you his entire world.
by Wtf1234567890 November 21, 2021

Danny: Mommmmm! Can we have Pee Wee Herman soup tonight?
*Danny's Mom and Dad chuckle uncontrollably*
*Danny's Mom and Dad chuckle uncontrollably*
by E-Town13 August 5, 2018

Jack Herman is a self asborbed egotistical piece of shit. The type of pussy to talk major shit online but can't say it to your face. A term to use when something is extra or unbelievable ugly. The term can also be used to describe one who's ego is so big trying to make up for the fact that their dick is little.
Synonyms include: piece of shit, ugly, eye burning, trash, freak, dumbfuck, a tragedy of nature.
Synonyms include: piece of shit, ugly, eye burning, trash, freak, dumbfuck, a tragedy of nature.
by Jackhermanbitch November 12, 2018

One sexy ass mother fucker who gets all the ladies and never wears his shirt at band. He has 3 kids and shares a Italian
by 124me421 August 12, 2017
