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Helen Kelussy

I want me some of that Helen Kelussy
by milking mommies 22 February 9, 2022
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Helen Keller

When your girlfriend is giving you head, you quickly clap your thighs over her ears and poke her in the eyes, thus making her blind deaf and mute....just like Helen Keller.
Douchebag 1: "Bro, what's wrong with you today, you look hurt?"
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."
by Dr. Centaur April 14, 2015
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Helen Parkhurst

Worst school in the world. Full of people who think they're gangster but if someone threatens them they already go to the police. There are three groups there, 036'rs ( fake gangsters ), Emo's and the Nazi's and all of them suck equally.
Food is also overpriced and even the teachers want to quit.
Joe: "Damn that girl is kinda cute"

Luc: "Dude, don't bother, she goes to Helen Parkhurst."
by ihaveterminalcancer March 31, 2022
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Rose-Helene

Hot person : Look, it’s Rose-Helene!
Hot person 2: Rose-Helene is hotter then me!
by lebelrosehelen November 26, 2021
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dirty helene

the act of fisting a guys asshole till he has explosive diarrhea on your arm.
“my girlfriend gave me a dirty helene last night
by always._saucy January 12, 2022
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Helen and Ivan

This phrase will invoke fear into the minds of any Primary 6 (A 12 year old) who has ever attempted this dangerous question because of how ridiculously difficult it is (MOE pls don't sue me)

Here's the question:

Helen and Ivan had the same number of coins. Helen had a number of 50-cent coins and 64 20-cent coins.

These coins had a mass of 1.134 kg.
Ivan had a number of 50-cent coins and 104 20-cent coins.
Question 1: Who has more money in coins and by how much?
Question 2: Given that each 20-cent coin is 2.7 g heavier than 50 cent coin, what’s the mass of Ivan’s coins in kg (kilograms)?
Teacher: Ok guys lets try this question!
Students: *Sees Helen and Ivan in the question*
Students: *Faints*
Students: I HATE MATH
by ItsTigerrr September 21, 2023
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Ea Helen

Ea helen is a norwegian women, who does not like even. She is good at school, but does not like school.
"omg is Ea Helen , she is so #cool", "so super cool girl"!
by kulim December 16, 2021
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