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Helen Network

When a person knows sooo many people that their comments on insta are always blowing up. They know/are acquaintances with so many people who can boost their ego and hype them up.
Person 1: Damn Maria has over 70 comments on her recent insta post she must feel 12/10 rn. Shawtys got the Helen network.

Person 2: See, being to the left won’t hold you back in life!
by Rinara Batista February 4, 2021
mugGet the Helen Networkmug.

Helen Parkhurst

Worst school in the world. Full of people who think they're gangster but if someone threatens them they already go to the police. There are three groups there, 036'rs ( fake gangsters ), Emo's and the Nazi's and all of them suck equally.
Food is also overpriced and even the teachers want to quit.
Joe: "Damn that girl is kinda cute"

Luc: "Dude, don't bother, she goes to Helen Parkhurst."
by ihaveterminalcancer March 31, 2022
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Helen Huntness

The quality or state of being or similarity to Helen Hunt; either in appearance, acting ability, or speech.
You are looking very Helen Huntness today.

That sounded a little Helen Huntness.
by kcranger79 May 22, 2011
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Helen Keller

When your girlfriend is giving you head, you quickly clap your thighs over her ears and poke her in the eyes, thus making her blind deaf and mute....just like Helen Keller.
Douchebag 1: "Bro, what's wrong with you today, you look hurt?"
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."
by Dr. Centaur April 14, 2015
mugGet the Helen Kellermug.

Helen Smith

A rancid and cretinous mound of blue waffle. Can't help but reference it's trivial psychology degree. Completely full of shit, hated by all.
Can I spread eagle for inspection, I think I have Helen Smith?

Check my anus dude, I think I have H.

Make my swamp great again!

I'm is education, my iq 85, itz good.
by Sean Carrington May 22, 2020
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Helen & Ivan

The cursed 2 words for every P6's in Singapore who had taken their Math PSLE which got every of the P6's emo.
Student 1: "Did you guys think you can get the Helen & Ivan question correct?"
Student 2: *gets killed by a 50 and 20 cent coin*
Student 1: "CHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! CALL MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
by xDeezNuts October 10, 2021
mugGet the Helen & Ivanmug.

Ea Helen

Ea helen is a norwegian women, who does not like even. She is good at school, but does not like school.
"omg is Ea Helen , she is so #cool", "so super cool girl"!
by kulim December 16, 2021
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