Hando

A person with a mental or physical deficiency. Short term for "handicapped".

Stu: "Are you okay Aldo? You seem to have trouble doing things."

Aldo: "Yes, I am a hando."

by S.S, Salamanca August 9, 2009

Hamoody

Post up player, has nothing to do with sandwiches and or pork produce. needs no introduction, a self made man, kind of fruity.

I am Hamoody, let me feed.

by Carlo July 11, 2004

Presidential Hancock

After dipping ones testicles into a vile of ink, rapidly rotate body in a counterclockwise motion. While doing so, swing scrotum sac in the direction of the participants cheek, or if desired, forehead, leaving an inkmark resembling that of a pair of cleveland sunglasses.

"After running low on ink to sign autographs, Evander was forced to execute a Presidential Hancock on an unsuspecting fan."

by Thomas White August 29, 2006

Hanford

Is a place where people have nothing better to do then to hurt others and pass STD's around their group of friends like it's going out of style! Majority of people smoke weed and drink and get knocked up. The cops are not much better, they only stop people for traffic violations or pick on youngsters just to pass the time, but make no attempt to stop domestic violence, drug abusers, or child molesters. *Most crimes are not recorded for the public so the City could keep their label of being the Friendliest Town in California... which means most girls who are raped and beaten go unnoticed and never receive justice, which is why a lot of them are knocked up and become labeled as Sluts, They lose all hope and give up*

Every person in Hanford is DYING to get away but for some reason they all fall back into that hole of a city in cali

"Whoa I thought you moved away"

"Yeah I left for vacation, was pulled over for a violation, and got locked up and put on probation."

"yep that's happens A lot here in Hanford."

by Toasty, The Toast Bandit October 7, 2009

hangoutable

a word that describes a person who is fun to hang out with.

"This new friend of yours, is she hangoutable at all?" "Oh, yess, definitely!"

by Moonlight_25 March 12, 2010

the handoff

A sexual act in which one ejaculates into his own hand and throws the product into the face of his partner.

"My girlfriend really likes sports. She took the Handoff like a champion."

by The Great One January 28, 2005

Disappearing Hangout Guy

When one of your friends gets a girlfriend and rejects everyone else in his life. The girlfriend becomes priority numero uno, and nobody else matters. Disappearing Hangout Guys stop going to the gym, abandon their normal social circles and, in extreme cases, might even quit their jobs.

Mark: Hey man let's get some of the guys together to go fishing this weekend. Call Daniel and see if he wants to go.
Mike: I haven't talked to Daniel in months, ever since he got that girlfriend. Ever since he started dating that chick he's become a Disappearing Hangout Guy.

by PinoyMike88 May 23, 2010