Hamilton Handshake

The act of reaching into a self-contained toilet paper dispenser and instead of retrieving a bundle of TP, you unknowingly smear your hand with fecal matter left from the previous occupant of the stall that you are currently using. Known to occur regularly to both men and women, but an inordinant percentage of the recipients are from or near the city of Hamilton,OH. The same act is performed in various cities across the US under different names, such as: Cincinnati Silly Putty, Kansas City Knuckle Duster, Pittsburgh Pudding, and Albany Applesauce.

Tom: Hey, Mary, what's wrong?

Mary: Ewww! I was in the shitter and when I went to wipe I got a handful of poo!! Eww....gross!! I got the Hamilton Handshake! It was packed in there like ceiling spackle!

Tom: Yeah that's gross. Lemme have a dollar. Wait, you can keep that dollar!

**watches as poo stained dollar floats to the floor**

by Senor Musk March 29, 2007

fuck me handshake

a handshake given where either the middle or index finger is curved in to where one is caressing the palm of another, only given when one is looking for sexual intercourse

"Dude, Marvin, that chick over there just gave me the fuck me handshake, should I go for it?"

by jessica the magnificent October 26, 2008

Ecuadorian Handshake

Putting your hands down a female's pants upon meeting her, as opposed to the normal method of handshaking.

Juan Manuel Ecuadorian Handshaked that girl and now she hates him forever. AWW DUUUDDEE AWWWWWWW

Ecuadorian Handshake does not a friend make!

by Jordandijinz0rz November 5, 2009

Splash Town Handshake

The act of frolicking around at any waterpark in particular and 'accidentally' manuvering your toe into the crotch of a nearby, and conveniently located fellow park guest. Best performed in a large wavepool or other deeper, agitated water attraction where there is a sizeable group of people in close proximity to one another and limited chance of being immediately discovered as the perpetrator of the act. Usually done in order to satisfy one's urges to make physical contact with a hot, young chick in a way that my wife won't notice.

Billy - "Hey that chick is hot!"

Doug- "Yeah she is, but she's also 12"

Billy - "I don't care, I'm going to give her a Splash Town Handshake"

Doug- "What if your wife notices?"

Billy- "Who?"

by El Panadero August 3, 2010

Detroit Handshake

A lap-dance with a hand applied happy ending at one of Detroit's famous gentlman's clubs.

Dave left the Booby Trap on 8-mile with a smile on his face last night. What happened? One of the dancer's in their gave him a Detroit Handshake.

by Motor City Michael February 5, 2010

California Handshake

When a young woman corners you in a mexican restaurant and demands that you grab her breasts. Alcohol is usually involved.

Dude, I was just chilling at Rigos and a girl gave me a California Handshake then offered me a beer.

by dstigs April 28, 2011

brown handshake

When you reach into a used toilet bowl up to your elbow to try to remove a clog.

"Wow James, you were in the bathroom for a while. Did you just do a brown handshake?"

by Mr Smoothy November 7, 2012